Describe your favourite movie as boringly as possible

[cyril_smear]

Two blokes wearing sunglasses drive a lot. There's music.

Robson and Jerome?

 

[Struwwelpeter]

Man with broken leg looks out of window

 

[Yossarian]

A crew member on a commercial towing vehicle has an internal parasite that ends up endangering the health of other crew members.

 

[Artaxerxes]

Iceberg hits boat in self defence.

 

[cyril_smear]

Man with broken leg looks out of window

man looking out the windows gets his legs broken

 

[Struwwelpeter]

Or gets his other leg broken too but that doesn’t sound boring enough

 

[littlebabyjesus]

Man returns home to find that everyone is dying. He wanders around thinking about death. Then he dies.

 

[Artaxerxes]

Or gets his other leg broken too but that doesn’t sound boring enough

Man gets stuck between a rock and a hard place for a few days.

 

[The Octagon]

Teenager uses various cars to help his father's relationship issues.

 

[danski]

Boy puts too much effort in to bunking off school.

 

[Struwwelpeter]

Woman walks into a bar. Requests her favourite tune and a couple of plane tickets. Gets what she asked for.

 

[danski]

Girl goes on holiday with parents. Meets boy.

 

[eatmorecheese]

Boy hacks into NORAD and teaches the computer to play noughts and crosses.

 

[Nine Bob Note]

Marriages are wrecked by reality television. Frank-N-Furter doesn't even show up.

 

[Mumbles274]

Archaeologist has no discernible influence on the outcome of events

 

[cyril_smear]

woman goes on holiday; fucks waiter, goes back home.

 

[Nine Bob Note]

Reckless farm girl bangs her head and imagines a lot of colourful nonsense.

 

[cyril_smear]

transvestite from somewhere or other creates a boyfriend and sings a song that gets her stuck in a time warp... again

 

[Nine Bob Note]

Peter Jackson has two and a half hours to fill and only three pages left of the source material.

 

[deeyo]

some germans in a submarine.

 

[cyril_smear]

young girl meets dance teacher on family holiday, gets nonced up by dance teacher, has a big dance off in the end, young girls dad pays nonce dance teacher for the pleasure.

 

[Steel Icarus]

Sweaty, odd elder sibling steals colourful fish and is shot.

 

[krtek a houby]

Fly in the paperwork causes bureaucratic problems, man dreams a lot.

 

[Badgers]

Woman ice skates

 

[BristolEcho]

Man tattoos memories on himself. Forgets what they mean.

 

[Sprocket.]

Newsreader on edge tells viewers to shout.

 

[eatmorecheese]

A truck chases a car and driver for fucking ages. No one says anything. Driver survives in the end.

 

[eatmorecheese]

Bloke who likes pylons might have his land taken away.

 

[weltweit]

The whole load of dirty men in a submarine which goes on for far too long.

 

[krtek a houby]

Monoliths, waltzes and computer sings "Daisy"