Describe your favourite movie as boringly as possible

[SpookyFrank]

A man sends a message to some planes. Some other men argue about it a lot.

 

[belboid]

Weird people try to repossess weirder persons car.

That sounds great.

 

[belboid]

A chauffeur is killed. We never find out by whom.

 

[Yossarian]

A pilot dealing with various personal issues, including a drinking problem, manages to safely land an unfamiliar aircraft.

 

[Artaxerxes]

Three young men travel to Paris for the day.

 

[Voley]

Man goes up river in boat, meets bald man.

 

[spitfire]

A soldier is given a mission. Gets on boat. Succeeds.

 

[spitfire]

Man goes up river in boat, meets bald man.

Holy shit, that's taking urban synchronicity to new levels, lol.

 

[Voley]

A Sicilian family get in a spot of bother.

 

[Voley]

Robot talks about rain, dies.

 

[krtek a houby]

Teen crashes car in barn, goes to dance with parents.

 

[pesh]

Sarah Connor moves.

 

[eatmorecheese]

A musician meets his brother on release from prison and arranges a gig to fund an orphanage.

 

[spanglechick]

Detective follows the wrong person, overcomes his fear of heights.

 

[blairsh]

Man drives a car with a massive engine and fuck all fuel in it, somewhere in Australian outback...in leather outfit.

 

[krtek a houby]

Boy feeds pet after midnight.

 

[Aladdin]

Girl gets sucked up with her dog into a twister and ends up making some unusual friends before finally making it home for tea.

 

[spanglechick]

Two sisters maintain sibling rivalry into old age. Then one dies.

 

[spanglechick]

Girl gets sucked up with her dog into a twister and ends up making some unusual friends before finally making it home for tea.

Doesn’t sound boring.

 

[krtek a houby]

A wedding, a shooting, a meeting, a toilet, a break in Sicily.

 

[Reno]

Boy feeds pet after midnight.

I think mine was more boring:

Exotic pet gets wet.

 

[cyril_smear]

dude forget where he put his car.

 

[cyril_smear]

Australian womans mate has an accident, Australian woman marries a forienger then gets a pay blah blah blah boring as fuck.

 

[Reno]

dude forget where he put his car.

That's just a poor rephrasing if the title.

 

[krtek a houby]

Giant pig runs amok in outback.

 

[cyril_smear]

That's just a poor rephrasing if the title.

A man forgot where he left his car... the thick cunt!!

 

[eatmorecheese]

Stoners learn about Socrates via a phone box.

 

[Aladdin]

Doesn’t sound boring.

You could be right.

 

[Mumbles274]

Miners respond to a mayday signal which doesn't go well. A woman and cat go to sleep at the end

 

[felixthecat]

Two blokes wearing sunglasses drive a lot. There's music.