Describe your favourite movie as boringly as possible

[clicker]

Priest visits sick girl.

 

[danski]

Journalist goes to cover a motorcycle race.

 

[Saul Goodman]

Aliens*


*may not actually be my favourite movie, but who cares.

 

[Sprocket.]

Astronaut becomes a farmer then an astronaut again. Goes away for decades, knocks books off shelf in daughter’s bedroom.

 

[editor]

Which copied a Twitter thing

Facebook actually, but it's a bit much expecting me to have an original thought in my head these days. What was the earlier thread?

 

[Badgers]

Rabbits look for a hill

 

[beesonthewhatnow]

2 friends go on holiday by mistake. It doesn't go well.

 

[pesh]

nosey cunts fuck Nixon.

 

[pesh]

Weird people try to repossess weirder persons car.

 

[pesh]

Sunglasses of truth.

 

[Supine]

Bloke with Scottish accent pretends to be foreign while wandering around with a sword

 

[mx wcfc]

A difficult journey home from New York.

 

[Humberto]

Boxer wins an upset

 

[Raheem]

A foreign plumber with a moustache engages in some very strenuous physical activity that you wouldn't normally consider an essential part of the services offered by a plumber, to a retro soundtrack.

Spoiler

 

[trabuquera]

Due to local miscommunication some much-needed pizzas don't get delivered in Brooklyn.

 

[tim]

A journalist goes to several parties and a religious gathering in the middle of the film he goes on holiday with his typewriter. At the end there is a big dead fish. The film lasts more than 3 hours!

 

[souljacker]

Some scottish lads do heroin.

30 Years later, they do coke.

 

[cyril_smear]

Cannibal gets smitten.

go on??

 

[cyril_smear]

American visits London and doesn't feel well after being bitten by a dog

no, he visits yorkshire?

 

[cyril_smear]

Some scottish lads do heroin.

20 Years late, they do coke.

is there a diatribe that has a catchy punchline?

 

[ffsear]

A bookie whos mates are cunts.

 

[Reno]

Three men go fishing on a boat which is too small.

 

[dessiato]

Man puts on the last suit he'll ever wear, again.

 

[Reno]

Morocco barkeeper bumps into an ex.

 

[Reno]

Exotic pet gets wet.

 

[cyril_smear]

A bookie whos mates are cunts.

lock, stock, and two smoking barrels?

 

[blairsh]

Some unusually large worms make life difficult for a tiny, middle of nowhere town.

 

[Kevbad the Bad]

Nothing much happens really. (This applies to most of my favourite films)

 

[danski]

A man does a detox then runs away.

 

[Saul Goodman]

Ferroequinologists' anticlimax.