Change UK: Chuka Umunna resigns from Labour party and launches Independent Group

[elbows]

If Change UK are still Change UK: The Independent Group then wtf do the new independents call themselves

At this rate, atoms for peace.

Its not the worst strategy, if they break themselves down to the molecular level then their numbers will be huge!

 

[agricola]

Fair play to Soubs, not many MPs from a party that had lost half its members could have had the cheek to go on national news and claim the two main parties are in meltdown.

 

[PR1Berske]

Chuka has, since January 2019, been a member of

Labour
The Independent Group
Change UK - The Independent Group
Remain Alliance
For Change Now
Independent
The Alternative


It's currently June.

 

[Wilf]

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Libdem ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched Corbyn-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like turds in rain. Time to die.

 

[LDC]

Just had a quick look at Umunna's Twitter, he's getting some right hilarious comments on his statement.

 

[vanya]

Lets hope all these tossers lose their seats at the next election. That will be one of my all time Golden Moments.

 

[kebabking]

Chuka has, since January 2019, been a member of

Labour
The Independent Group
Change UK - The Independent Group
Remain Alliance
For Change Now
Independent
The Alternative


It's currently June.

You mock, but it's dynamism that changes the world....

 

[brogdale]

Chuka has, since January 2019, been a member of

Labour
The Independent Group
Change UK - The Independent Group
Remain Alliance
For Change Now
Independent
The Alternative


It's currently June.

Still hasn't found what he's looking for.

 

[Wilf]

Still hasn't found what he's looking for.

Well, they've collapsed like the Joshua Tree.

 

[Wilf]

Still hasn't found what he's looking for.

No contract, no roving charges.

 

[brogdale]

Forms a new party named after himself then flounces off when it won't do what he says. Malignant narcissism hardly covers this.

 

[moochedit]

Still hasn't found what he's looking for.

The Tories.

 

[Wilf]

Wonder how those strange people who donated to one of the many Chunk incarnations are feeling today?

 

[moochedit]

I hope he joins the lib dems. Tries to run for leader. loses. Quits them in a huff.

 

[elbows]

Fair play to Soubs, not many MPs from a party that had lost half its members could have had the cheek to go on national news and claim the two main parties are in meltdown.

Carefully constructed language to remind people of what can happen when you split the atom.

Rumours that the splitters new partys registered office is Fukushima spent fuel pool number 3 have yet to be substantiated.

 

[Badgers]

Wonder how those strange people who donated to one of the many Chunk incarnations are feeling today?

Anyone got a figure?

 

[Pickman's model]

Wonder how those strange people who donated to one of the many Chunk incarnations are feeling today?

Sick as a parrot

 

[elbows]

Ack I cant keep up, its now being suggested that the very elusive tinged quarks have been spotted lurking round the back of the large hadron collider.

Dont mention the god particle, or some of them may stumble and accidentally merge with Farrons evangeliberal dems instead of the real deal.

 

[Wilf]

We must be able to get at least a top 5 chuk fuck ups:

'people with a tinge'
Euro candidate abandoning them for the libs mid-election (my personal fave)
'It's in your hands... lift your hands up... look it's in your hands'
Some monumental fuck up with Euro leaflets?
A new name every fortnight
All the rats in a sack deciding to get into different sacks today

 

[TopCat]

We must be able to get at least a top 5 chuk fuck ups:

'people with a tinge'
Euro candidate abandoning them for the libs mid-election (my personal fave)
'It's in your hands... lift your hands up... look it's in your hands'
Some monumental fuck up with Euro leaflets?
A new name every fortnight
All the rats in a sack deciding to get into different sacks today

A succinct summary .

 

[TopCat]

We must be able to get at least a top 5 chuk fuck ups:

'people with a tinge'
Euro candidate abandoning them for the libs mid-election (my personal fave)
'It's in your hands... lift your hands up... look it's in your hands'
Some monumental fuck up with Euro leaflets?
A new name every fortnight
All the rats in a sack deciding to get into different sacks today

Could someone please do a video montage of the above events to help us choose the top fuckup!?

 

[elbows]

We must be able to get at least a top 5 chuk fuck ups:

'people with a tinge'
Euro candidate abandoning them for the libs mid-election (my personal fave)
'It's in your hands... lift your hands up... look it's in your hands'
Some monumental fuck up with Euro leaflets?
A new name every fortnight
All the rats in a sack deciding to get into different sacks today

The fuckup with the Change name, the petition site getting in a strop and then one of the tingers instantly getting the party name wrong when speaking publicly.

The microsoft word-tastic quality of the message on the side of their bus.

 

[Wilf]

Oh, aye and the great centrist realignment, with an absolute focus on getting a second referendum... followed by refusing to work with the Libs in the Euros. Then getting a vote so small it can only be detected by an entirely new branch of mathematics.

 

[elbows]

One of Soubrys toenail clippings just gave an exclusive interview with channel 5. Its gone rogue.

 

[TopCat]

We need FEB analysis.

 

[Wilf]

Could someone please do a video montage of the above events to help us choose the top fuckup!?

... with public votes and eliminations - Britain's Without Talent.

 

[Pickman's model]

... with public votes and eliminations - Britain's Without Talent.

Britain's Got Twats

 

[Wilf]

Britain's Got Twats

Ant and Dec: Judges, you can save one act, who is it to be?
Judges: none, they're all cunts.

 

[Serge Forward]

We must be able to get at least a top 5 chuk fuck ups:

'people with a tinge'
Euro candidate abandoning them for the libs mid-election (my personal fave)
'It's in your hands... lift your hands up... look it's in your hands'
Some monumental fuck up with Euro leaflets?
A new name every fortnight
All the rats in a sack deciding to get into different sacks today

Don't forget the innovative "barcode" and the shit barcode battle bus.

 

[Pickman's model]

Ant and Dec: Judges, you can save one act, who is it to be?
Judges: none, they're all cunts.

They'll be grunged in grytviken