Change a movie title by one letter to create an entirely different film

[Idris2002]

Rouble Indemnity

In the twisted world of the Russian oligarchs, an insurance agent dreams of the perfect crime.

 

[PTK]

The Modfather {The Godfather}

It is the late 1980s, and across the length and breadth of Britain dozens of men and women in their twenties discover that they are in fact the offspring of an irresponsible scooter-riding follower of a 1960s fashion conscious youth trend.

 

[platinumsage]

Yeast of Eden

James Dean starts hipster bakery.

Plane Toft, he apes

A businessman attempts to build a copy of the sleepy Cambridgeshire village of Toft on an artificial island in the Pearl River delta.

 

[PTK]

Gone With the Wine {Gone With the Wind}

A gang of criminals with sophisticated palates travel the land raiding the wine cellars of stately homes and mansions.

 

[PTK]

The Codfather {The Godfather}

North Atlantic fish stocks have declined catastrophically. Marine biologists discover that one species faces imminent extinction. They begin a desperate race to find the last fertile male cod, so that they can catch it and begin a breeding programme. However, a ruthless gang of tuna traders has decided that it will stop at nothing to thwart them.

 

[petee]

Plane Toft, he apes

A businessman attempts to build a copy of the sleepy Cambridgeshire village of Toft on an artificial island in the Pearl River delta.

how does the plane come into it?

 

[platinumsage]

how does the plane come into it?

It's kinda flat around there.

 

[platinumsage]

B, ill & fed, faceth EMu (sic)

After eating his last meal and delirious with malaria, the mysterious warrior-priest known only as B journeys to fight the mighty bird-God.

 

[petee]

It's kinda flat around there.

but that would be "plain".

 

[PTK]

but that would be "plain".

Planes are flat too.

 

[PTK]

Rouble Indemnity

In the twisted world of the Russian oligarchs, an insurance agent dreams of the perfect crime.

I thought of something like this, but you beat me to it.

 

[JimW]

Cage Musha - in one of the great Japanese auteur's only foreign-set films, a petty thief and Alaskan sled driver bears an uncanny resemblance to a Hollywood icon and err... you fill in the rest.

 

[platinumsage]

The War wi' Thug-ran DPA - A pluky Yorkshireman takes the corrupt Dubai Ports Authority to court when his shipment of wool goes missing.

 

[Mation]

Another Darth - in which we discover that Vader is also a twin, but that it has no bearing on the likelihood that he will father twins.

 

[Mation]

Glazing Saddles - documentary following participants in an extreme equestrian tournament.

 

[Roadkill]

Barmy of Shadows - in which former resistantes are slowly driven mad by post-war civilian life.

 

[porp]

Three Men End A Baby

Unreleased alternative ending of corny 80s family feelgood drama, in which Ted Danson and his two flatmates choose infanticide over cheap laughs. Certificate 18.

 

[platinumsage]

Ghosn Busters: Afterlife - The hunt for Carlos Ghosn, the former Renault executive wanted for financial misconduct, who after being apprehended in Lebanon escapes to paradise pursued by a group of specialists from Kyoto University

 

[Mation]

Attack the Clock - terror plot to destroy Big Ben/St Stephen's Tower.

 

[JuanTwoThree]

Gack to the Future

Time-travelling coke-dealing

 

[DaveCinzano]

Gack to the Future

Time-travelling coke-dealing

GREAT SNOT!

 

[Spundamental]

Hazed and Confused. The hilarious story of a young man’s initiation ceremony by a college football team. A team he isn’t on and a school he doesn’t attend

 

[Idris2002]

Barcelrona

Harrowing depiction of American expats trapped in lockdown Catalonia.

 

[Raheem]

Parcelona

Catalan language remake of Postman Pat.

 

[Idris2002]

La Shaine

Through a series of misadventures, a Nevada cowboy turns up in a French suburb.

 

[Idris2002]

The Wife Aquatic

AKA I Married a Mermaid

 

[Jay Park]

Bootlicking Troopers

StarshipTroopers but without the message of what US fascistic imperialism would look like in the future, and just plain old fash, goose-stepping.

 

[Jay Park]

Completely Shut Doors.

Sliding Doors but the train doors won’t actually open so everyone stands there, huffing and sighing at first, then becoming passive aggressive with fellow passengers, then an all out riot - Royal Rumble style. Then the Hulk enters....



and throws every cunt off the platform, rips the doors open, and drives the train.

 

[krtek a houby]

One letter, Jay

 

[Jay Park]

One letter, Jay

Shut Doors?