Change a movie title by one letter to create an entirely different film

[platinumsage]

The God Lather - a born again Christian product development executive working for a multinational purveyor of personal grooming products receives divine inspiration for a groundbreaking liquid soap formulation.

 

[platinumsage]

The DOD Father - biopic of James Forrestal, the first United States Secretary of Defense.

 

[platinumsage]

The God Fat Hen - an animated Easter adventure from Pixar

 

[platinumsage]

The Gad Father - sequel to The Gadfly, based on the book of the same name by Mikhail Shishkin

 

[Raheem]

Bend It Like Peckham

Enfield competitive balloon animal team seek to emulate their more successful South London rivals and bring silverware back to the community hall for the first time since decimalisation.

 

[Idris2002]

The Gad Father - sequel to The Gadfly, based on the book of the same name by Mikhail Shishkin

Shostakovich's soundtrack later lifted for the theme to "Reilly, Face of Spies', about an MI5 agent infiltrating his local Mod scene.

 

[JimW]

The Lido in Winter - perhaps even too slow paced if beautifully realised, as the pool's not open until next April at the earliest.

 

[Idris2002]

The Leon in Winter

Who would have expected Mexico to be this cold?

 

[platinumsage]

Ben Did Like Beckham - a college student is reknowned for professing his visceral hatred of the retired English soccer legend, but after a serious head injury sadly proves fatal his last will and testament takes everyone by surprise.

 

[Flavour]

Back to thy future.

i'm sick of modern versions of shakespeare plays. instead: let's shakespearianize 1980s films.

 

[Raheem]

Back to Tha Future

...or Yorkshirise them.

 

[platinumsage]

We Net - a team of animal collectors for private menageries aim to win a TV talent show by bringing in a record catch of hippos in just 24 hours.

 

[Reno]

Is this dad-joke central ?

 

[Buddy Bradley]

Coldfinger.

James Bond goes for his annual prostate exam.

 

[PTK]

No Mask. Jim Carey wanders the streets of New York City coughing on people.

 

[JimW]

Kenet - a shadowy organisation recruits an unnamed operative for a canoe trip outside Reading.

 

[PTK]

Fatman Returns. A US bomber crew has a crisis of conscience and decides not to drop the second atomic bomb.

 

[PTK]

Avengers: Infinity Pool. An alliance of superheroes battles evil local authority bureaucrats who refuse planning permission for the installation of a new swimming pool in the back garden of their terraced council house in Milton Keynes.

 

[PTK]

Die, Daniel Blake. A vicious inhumane government minister implements legislation that deprives ill people of their social security benefits. (Come to think of it, that was what happened both in reality and in I, Daniel Blake).

 

[maomao]

Avengers: Infinity Pool. An alliance of superheroes battles evil local authority bureaucrats who refuse planning permission for the installation of a new swimming pool in the back garden of their terraced council house in Milton Keynes.

It's one letter different not one word.

 

[PTK]

It's one letter different not one word.

Profuse apologies to all.

 

[Raheem]

The Gove Bug

A mysterious disease is making everyone act like an unbearable posh Scottish dickhead.

 

[PTK]

Planet of the Aps. A group of astronauts crash-lands onto an Earth-like planet, with a humanoid population in thrall a strange portable technology.

 

[PTK]

Yonder Woman. A new female superhero, whose special ability is to be able to appear instantly on the horizon

 

[PTK]

Supermax. Superman is detained in a maximum security Federal prison in the USA for being an illegal alien.

 

[PTK]

Watch Me If You Can. Leonardo DiCaprio takes part in an international gurning contest.

Match Me If You Can. In 1950s small town America Leonardo DiCaprio receives hideous facial injuries in an accident, then signs up with a dating agency.

Patch Me If You Can. One Monday morning in 1960s rural America Leonardo DiCaprio’s favourite pair of jeans suffers horrendous damage in an accident involving a piece of agricultural machinery. He hopes to wear them to the high school hop at the end of the week, and the race is on to find someone with the requisite tailoring skills.

 

[PTK]

{Variations on Gone Girl}

Bone Girl. A biopic about the childhood of a palaeontologist.

Cone Girl. A biopic about the childhood of a member of a road maintenance crew.

Tone Girl. A heart-warming story about one girl’s struggle to be accepted in a church choir.

Lone Girl. The story of the childhood of someone who will grow up to assassinate a president, on her own initiative, and definitely not as part of a conspiracy.

 

[PTK]

A Few Wood Men

A tale of a team of jobbing carpenters who roam a post-Apocalyptic land fixing damaged houses. “You can’t handle the roof!” cries one at the climax of the film. In a moving confession, the object of the accusation admits that he never finished his apprenticeship, because he was forced to drop out to care for his sick mother. He is in fact not a skilled carpenter, but a bodger.

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[Idris2002]

Blame it on Dio

Fly on the wall documentary following rockers Dio on tour, and documenting the trail of wrecked hotel rooms they leave in their wake.

 

[Idris2002]

Yeast of Eden

James Dean starts hipster bakery.