Change a movie title by one letter to create an entirely different film

[Saul Goodman]

Two Mules for Fister Sara.
Western bestiality porn, with a fitting 70s soundtrack that was recorded on a Grundig tape recorder with a weak pinch roller spring.

 

[Artaxerxes]

Grindmouse.

The secrets of what really goes into a happy meal

 

[UrbaneFox]

The Discreet Harm of the Bourgeoisie

Tristan, overwhelmed his ambitious, hothousing parents, hangs himself during Freshers Week, when he realises he is but an entirely average student.

 

[UrbaneFox]

The Singing Defective

Callous Victorian parents exploit their handicapped son by forcing him to perform music hall hits in a touring freak show.

 

[DaveCinzano]

In The Realm Of The Menses

Oshima's historical cock-chopping art-house shocker earns a C21 The Worm That Turned-esque gender-reversal reboot, with a female hotel manager using her position to relentlessly pursue a lowly male staff member for a torrid affair, and to shove boiled eggs up his grandad's foreskin

 

[DaveCinzano]

Two Moles For Sister Sara

A golf-hating sex worker comes up with an ingenious but convoluted plan to spoil the fun of the good-walk-ruiners whose course abuts her nun-themed brothel

 

[spanglechick]

The Flair of the White Worm.

Schlocky horror. Costumes by Versace.

 

[passenger]

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[JimW]

The Di Screetch Arm of the Bourgeoisie - some posh lad has a tasteless prosthesis made that screams like the late princess as she careened into the tunnel.

 

[Yossarian]

The Cook, the Thief, His Wife, and Her Laver

The wife of an oafish London gangster embarks on an ill-fated attempt to get more seaweed dishes on the menu of an upscale restaurant he has taken control of.

 

[billy_bob]

The Discrete Charm of the Bourgeoisie

Several middle-class people living alone in separate houses during a pandemic lockdown use the gift of time to bake and write more.

(Don't disappoint me now, Urban homophone fans)

 

[hippogriff]

Watership Dawn

Rabbits get up early

 

[Saul Goodman]

Watershit Down
The story of two prohibition bootleggers who made millions from diluting the illegal moonshine they were running.

 

[billy_bob]

Watership Mown

A bunch of rabbits discover the grass above their warren is shorter than before. Bad news if you're a rabbit, but not quite as harrowing as the original.

 

[Idris2002]

Breastless.

French tit man suffers deprivation.

 

[Idris2002]

Aboot le Soufle.

Quebeckers and Anglophone Canadians meet in battle royal.

 

[Idris2002]

Betty Flue

Beatrice Dalle gets stuck in a chimney.

 

[Idris2002]

The Barbarian Evasions

Attila and friends wisely don't get suckered by the seductions of civilisation.

 

[Saul Goodman]

Carlito's Gay.

Imprisoned for 30 years, Carlito Brigante finally comes out.

 

[belboid]

Betty Flue

Beatrice Dalle gets stuck in a chimney.

Btty Blu

Beatrice Dalle discovers everything is better with ecstasy.

 

[Idris2002]

Betty Glue

Horrific depiction of substance abuse in the bainlieus.

 

[prunus]

W for Vendetta. German-language version of the classic dystopian thriller.

 

[JimW]

The Park Knight - after a surfeit of Arthurian folk tales, a young Welsh lad takes up station by the boating lake and challenges anyone who comes past to a fight with broom handles.

 

[hippogriff]

The Ode Couple

Hilarious personality clash as two poets cohabit

 

[mx wcfc]

I'm not going back over 123 pages, but has anyone done

The Worriers

Bunch of youngsters have a think, and decide it's not worth the trouble.

 

[maomao]

Watership Mown

A bunch of rabbits discover the grass above their warren is shorter than before. Bad news if you're a rabbit, but not quite as harrowing as the original.

* coughs *

Change a movie title by one letter to create an entirely different film

Right of the Living Dead - zombie bill passes second reading

www.urban75.net

 

[JuanTwoThree]

Love in a mold climate

Gritty Northern avoidance of yeast infections

 

[Raheem]

Slide in Flames

A very very cheap remake of The Towering Inferno, set on a kids' playpark.

 

[DaveCinzano]

I'm not going back over 123 pages, but has anyone done

The Worriers

Use the search function, dingus!

 

[DaveCinzano]

W for Vendetta. German-language version of the classic dystopian thriller.

M For Vendetta

All the freedom fighting Guy Fawkes stuff is just a fantasy world dreamed up by a murderous paedophile as a means of justifying his grooming of Evey