Change a movie title by one letter to create an entirely different film

[A380]

The Princess Bridge

“Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, the toll for cars is £1.60.”

 

[krtek a houby]

Close Encounters of the Third Kin

Keepin it all family in the hills.

 

[UrbaneFox]

Reach for the Sty

In which a demobbed ex-Spitfire pilot decides to take up pig farming.

I must read the whole of this thread one day. If only I had the time.

 

[Roadkill]

I must read the whole of this thread one day. If only I had the time.

Reached its peak here IMO. This post still makes me chortle.

 

[danny la rouge]

Koyaanisqasi

Not really Koyaanisqatsi.

 

[platinumsage]

The Tobacconism - 10 years after the UN ratified the global ban on cigarette sales, a new cult sweeps through the mid-western USA.

 

[billy_bob]

Koyaanisqasi

Not really Koyaanisqatsi.

*Joins rush to show he (i) knows the quite obscure film and (ii) gets the quite obscure wordplay

 

[platinumsage]

I At Woman - When the sheriff of the isolated town of Woman, Arizona is murdered on Easter Day in 1872, the son of a local Navajo chief is a prime suspect.

 

[platinumsage]

Stir Wars: Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back - determined not to be outdone by those pesky yanks and their newfangled KitchenAid mixer, a plucky Brit inventor seeks help from India to produce a rival product that he hopes will take the world by storm.

 

[JimW]

The People Under The Sitars.
A young boy breaks into George Harrison's mansion but is horrifying trapped when the star's instrument rack collapses.

 

[petee]

I must read the whole of this thread one day. If only I had the time.

some gems in here really.

 

[deeyo]

The Greatest Cape

hope.

 

[DaveCinzano]

Pant Labyrinth

Faunographic version of the Del Toro original, set in a maze made of underwear

 

[UrbaneFox]

The Killing of Fister George

The FBI's search and destroy team's hunt for serial sex offender George Adams

 

[Idris2002]

Monty Python's the Wife of Brian

Been out saving the soul of that Mary Magdalene tart ave yer? (Said while Brian has returned home after barely escaping from the Roman grammar Nazis)

 

[Idris2002]

Nymph O'Maniac

Irish sexpot works her way through the elderly bachelors of the parish.

 

[spanglechick]

Oh What a Lovely Car!

Joan Littlewood’s biting Satire on the contribution personal motor transport has made to pollution deaths. Features sing-a-long ditties and Jeremy Clarkson as General Haig.

 

[Idris2002]

The Pi Who Loved Me

Driven mad by loneliness and social awkwardness, a mathematician etc. etc.

 

[UrbaneFox]

The Discreet Char of the Bourgeoisie

One simply can't get servants like that any more. One whiff and they're away selling stories to Hello! and writing their 'memoirs'.

 

[Idris2002]

The Wages of Bear

A humble polar bear becomes a truck driver on Canada's infamous Road of Death.

Get Darter

An enraged Kevin Rowland hunts poor Jocky Wilson through the corridors of Broadcasting House.

 

[belboid]

The Discreet Char of the Bourgeoisie

One simply can't get servants like that any more. One whiff and they're away selling stories to Hello! and writing their 'memoirs'.

The Discreet Pharm of the Bourgeoisie



Poshos search for a tactful dealer

 

[billy_bob]

Salò, or the 120 Days of Sodor

Corrupt fascist libertines kidnap a fleet of anthropomorphic trains and do mindbogglingly disgusting things to them.

Unavailable since the estate of Reverend W. Awdry issued a rather sternly worded cease and desist order.

 

[DaveCinzano]

'pecific rim


targetted arse tonguing

 

[DaveCinzano]

Salò, or the 120 Days of Sodor

Corrupt fascist libertines kidnap a fleet of anthropomorphic trains and do mindbogglingly disgusting things to them.

Unavailable since the estate of Reverend W. Awdry issued a rather sternly worded cease and desist order.

Always had a bad feeling about Hatt

 

[Raheem]

Lie Hard

Bruce Willis plays a senior government advisor forced into reading out a statement about how he was only driving to test his eyesight.

 

[DaveCinzano]

Beyond The Poser Don Adventure

David Starkey is trapped in a capsized cruise liner after an ill-judged pop historical outburst

 

[Raheem]

Fridge Over the River Kwai

I don't want give the ending away, but we all know they eventually gave up on the fridge in favour of another means of getting across.

 

[DaveCinzano]

Seven Bridges For Seven Brothers

Technicolor musical about a bunch of siblings who really fucking love civil engineering

 

[Idris2002]

The Discrete Harm of the Bourgeoisie

An unemployed academic rants dementedly for two hours about the concept of structural violence.

 

[Raheem]

The Discreet Chart of the Bourgeoisie

Some statisticians hold a dinner party.