Change a movie title by one letter to create an entirely different film

[Nine Bob Note]

Jedward Scissor Hands
Eurovision 2020 is allowed to go ahead, but with performers required to supply their own makeup, hair-dressing services etc...

Srsly: why couldn't they have done this?

 

[petee]

Mad Max: Furry Road

Immortan Joe discovers that the road to gasoline is paved with beavers.

 

[JimW]

Enter the Drag One - Bruce Lee arrives to infiltrate the martial arts contest on Mr Big's island but has forgot his kung fu pyjamas. He finds a very nice frock that enables him to join the women-only event in disguise.

 

[krtek a houby]

Mart Attacks!

Shit edgelord invades planet urban with laser like wit and hilarious conspiracy theories, before beleaguered denizens finally have enough and get themselves banned/binned/bored to death.

 

[JuanTwoThree]

The Never-ending Stogy

Some fucking enormous flying dog has a magic cigar.

 

[belboid]

The Never Lending Story

A child bullies others into campaigning to save their local library

 

[Idris2002]

The Never Ending Laurie

urban's very own Laurie Penny unlocks the secret of immortality

 

[andysays]

The Never Ending Laurie

urban's very own Laurie Penny unlocks the secret of immortality

Wrong thread, that should be on the 'Change a movie title by altering one of the words to one that sounds a bit similar, but isn't spelled anything like it' thread.

Great idea for a film though

 

[Idris2002]

Great idea for a film though

Have your people call my people.

Dick Trancy

Cartoon shamus becomes rave dropout.

 

[Idris2002]

The Dogfather

Family man Marlon Brando is transformed into a dog. Heartwarming Disney family viewing.

 

[krtek a houby]

Sulu

Red shirts beam down and against the odds, hold off thousands of George Takei cosplayers.

 

[Idris2002]

The Cone Formist

Italian ice cream manufacturer dreams of the perfect cone. Farcical.

 

[krtek a houby]

Sammy and Rosie Get Paid

Unlikely fantasy set in 80s Thatcher's Britain

 

[porp]

Rona Lisa

London gangster falls for the wrong woman , develops persistent dry cough

 

[DaveCinzano]

The Lounge Good Friday
The PG edit of TLGF with reformed bad boy Harold Shand settling in for a quiet Easter weekend with his missus, watching telly from the sofa and ordering in a cheeky takeaway.

 

[harpo]

The Hound of Music. Various clips of That's Life and Britain's got Talent, curated, directed and produced by Kate Bush

 

[JuanTwoThree]

A junior officer from Paris curates the festival

The French Lieutenant's Womad

 

[ATOMIC SUPLEX]

In the cunt - basically just the same film but with more vage than cock shock.

 

[isvicthere?]

The crying gam, red-faced 50-something enthusiast of brexit sees the error of his ways and goes all snowflake.

 

[petee]

i had a bunch ready to go off The Flying Nun but it was only ever a TV show, not a movie too as i thought

 

[porp]

Dr Ho

Porn remake of James Bond classic

 

[platinumsage]

Knaves Out - A mighty Lord expels the riff-raff from his castle, and then has to deal with the consequences

Zombielard: Double Tap - An elderly lady replaces pork lard with zombie fat in her legendary cake recipe, but it proves a difficult substance to work with

 

[Idris2002]

Real life example of the shenanigans in this thread (I suddenly thought of this, which I hadn't thought of in years and years):

Ladri di saponette (1989) ⭐ 7.0 | Comedy, Crime, Fantasy

1h 34m | PG

www.imdb.com

 

[Idris2002]

Dr Ho

Porn remake of James Bond classic

Tinderball. Porn remake of etc. etc.

 

[platinumsage]

The Painted Hird - A mechanical malfunction on a domestic stair-lift during a renovation project plunges Britain's best-loved Dame into a catastrophic interaction with a 25 litre drum of gloss white.

 

[Idris2002]

The Devil Rides Owt

Prince of darkness lacks steed.

 

[Idris2002]

i had a bunch ready to go off The Flying Nun but it was only ever a TV show, not a movie too as i thought

Shit we may as well hear them anyway.

Didn't the real life flying nun come to a sad end? Or was that the singing nun?

 

[Idris2002]

The Two Dopes

Remake of Dumb and Dumber featuring Ratzinger and Bergoglio.

 

[Pickman's model]

Shit we may as well hear them anyway.

Didn't the real life flying nun come to a sad end? Or was that the singing nun?

the blue nun

 

[Idris2002]

The Flying Hun

Rangers fan takes to the skies.