Change a movie title by one letter to create an entirely different film

[isvicthere?]

Natural Corn Killers - Michael Moore confronts the agribusiness executives trying to drive the few remaining producers of non-GMO corn out of business.

Sounds like a prequel to Natural Born Millers.

 

[T & P]

Death Becomes Cher. Two women competing for the man they love attempt to use magic to remain young forever, but the potion they take instead transforms them both into the Goddess of Pop.

 

[Proper Tidy]

Natural Bon Killers. Woody Harrelson and Juliette Lewis spree smash posh chocolatiers before meeting a sticky end in this 90s classic

 

[Proper Tidy]

Nature Born Killers. Woody Harrelson and Juliette Lewis spree kill while nude

 

[deeyo]

Hoarder they come:
old and bitter, jimmy 'ivan' cliff, disillusioned with the corrupt music industry, aquires the largest stash of toilet paper, desinfectants and flour on the sunny island in this '50 yrs later' sequel. Soundtrack: children's bread, j.cliff

Herder they come:
young jimmy 'ivan' cliff happily tends grandmas goats and chickens in this 'three yrs earlier' prequel. Soundtrack: ackee 123, the beat

Harper they come:
disillusioned with the corrupt music industry, jimmy 'ivan' cliff takes to the cordophone and pursues a career in classical music in this alternate ending. soundtrack: symphony in d minor, c franck

 

[porp]

Natural Corn Killers - Michael Moore confronts the agribusiness executives trying to drive the few remaining producers of non-GMO corn out of business.

This one actually sounds like a documentary that would get made.

 

[spanglechick]

Deleted - Wrong thread

 

[DaveCinzano]

Edit: Wrong thread

 

[belboid]

This one actually sounds like a documentary that would get made.

hmm, dunno, have you seen the news about his latest?

 

[Proper Tidy]

The one letter rule seems to have been fucked off I see

 

[Idris2002]

The Wild Tone

A feral Tony Blair is hunted down in the Australian outback.

 

[DaveCinzano]

Mermaid In Dagenham

The one letter rule seems to have been fucked off I see

Wrong thread soz

 

[spanglechick]

Wrong thread soz

Oh. Me too!

 

[belboid]

The Dadbusters

 

[Proper Tidy]

One grew over a cuckoos nest: award winning documentary following a cuckoo foetus from conception (?) through to hatching

 

[ItWillNeverWork]

Have we had the Sheepshag Redemption yet?

 

[DaveCinzano]

One grew over a cuckoos nest: award winning documentary following a cuckoo foetus from conception (?) through to hatching

Have we had the Sheepshag Redemption yet?

GODDAMMIT

 

[Idris2002]

Thoroughly Modern Millies

The Committe for a Workers' International have falling out over some tomfoolery or other.

Cliff Hanger

Disturbing expose of what really happened to the SWP's founding father.

Kelly's Zeroes

A mad Irishman collects Japanese fighter planes of the 1940s (anime)

 

[DaveCinzano]

The Great E-Scaper

Hilts' 4th of July moonshine recipe goes a little awry, and he accidentally invents MDMA.

Cage-happy tunneller Ives necks too much and is sent on a psychonautical flight over the wire, bullets bouncing off him like cotton wool balls...

When he comes down he realises he is entangled in barbed wire, full of bullet holes, and breathes his last.

FIN.

 

[rubbershoes]

Lord of the Dings- The tale of my very short career as a valet parker

 

[cyril_smear]

Fistful of collars
a mysterious stranger comes to seward, and swiftly proceeds to gather all the necessary stuff to ride a dogsled down the iditarod trail all the way to nome. The race for gold is on.

For a few dollars sore
'after all we sacrificed - this is our reward?' Manco and the colonel takes issue with the meagre bounty for completing the serum run to nome and killing el indio all within a week... at least balto got a statue for his trouble.

The hood - the bad and the ugly.
Lee, clint and eli on a roadtrip to some of the roughest parts of urban america. No matter where they travel there's at least one little eastwood lookalike shouting 'mommy! Dad's here!'

Fistful of collars - two zealous traffic officers compete with one another to rid the roads of inconsiderate drivers.

 

[DaveCinzano]

Fistful of collars - two zealous traffic officers compete with one another to rid the roads of inconsiderate drivers.

For A Few Collars More
One of them prowls the No Loading Zone outside the local hospital for Blue Badgers

 

[DaveCinzano]

The Goods, The Bad And The Ugly
The other focuses effort on ticketing hauliers, cabbies and Audi drivers

 

[deeyo]

a lion -no one can hear you roar in space
ripley learns that the king of the jungle is also king of the void

lion - the roarfessional
when her family is murdered, a young girl befriends a grumpy old man-eating beast. gary oldman as the corrupt park ranger gone poacher.

only the lion ely - the mane, the woman, the mother
john candy as ely the circus lion, ally sheedy as the alf activist who breaks him out of his cage, and maureen o'hara as 'mom' - the overbearing ringmaster. Highly allegorical.

 

[cyril_smear]

slow - jonny deep plays an inept, overweight drug smuggler who is forever getting caught.

 

[DaveCinzano]

Foodfellas
"As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a barista..."

 

[deeyo]

goldfellas
glow

'as far back as i can remember, i always wanted to be a lapidary.'

starring johnny depp

 

[cyril_smear]

blob - jonny depp portrays a recovering coke addict who has difficulty controlling his binge eating.

 

[deeyo]

plow
goadfellas

'as far back as i can remember, i always wanted to be farmer john'

starring mr depp

 

[cyril_smear]

bloc - jonny depp portrays George Jung after his latest release from prison as he branches his smuggling empire out in to the former soviet union.