Champagne & Fromage opening in Brixton soon

[TruXta]

Perhaps you'll stop when you grow up?

Nah. What is life without illusory enemies and perceived slights?

 

[Onket]

Speak for yourself, Tonto.

I'm not speaking for myself, I'm speaking for everyone.

 

[Onket]

Nah. What is life without illusory enemies and perceived slights?

Normal.

 

[BigMoaner]

Normal.

stop hating on the haters

 

[Nanker Phelge]

I'm not speaking for myself, I'm speaking for everyone.

I'm sure they value your assistance. As much as the poor people value the middle class revolutionaries standing up for them against the upper class champagne army.

 

[BigMoaner]

But the nineties were where we still want to be, remember!

nothing good has happened in the world since 1998, fact.

 

[Onket]

nothing good has happened in the world since 1998, fact.

Good things were well over by '98.

 

[Manter]

The list of who needs to 'get out of Brixton' is actually as follows-

-Anyone younger than 'me'
-Anyone who dresses differently to 'me'
-Anyone who doesn't like the music 'I' like
-Anyone who came to live in Brixton for any reason that isn't the reason 'I' came to live in Brixton
-Anyone who doesn't understand

It's like some kind of mid-life crisis where people have suddenly realised people younger than them have different interests, music and fashion. It's fear of the unknown.

I want all those people to stay, as a Brixton made up of people like me would be tedious as hell

I'm really not proper Urbanz

 

[Manter]

they don't get a harder time. they're running tings.

What are hipsters running

 

[BigMoaner]

What are hipsters running

brixton these days

 

[Nanker Phelge]

What are hipsters running

sports day

http://designtaxi.com/news/353121/Hipsters-In-Berlin-Organize-Their-Very-Own-Olympics/

 

[Nanker Phelge]

Say cheese......(and champagne)

 

[BigMoaner]

Say cheese......(and champagne)

my massive forehead is AWESOME.

 

[SarfLondoner]

Where is the shop that sells this stuff. I've never seen one!

This is true! Maybe you get 5 free pairs of loud fuck off trousers from Foxtons when you buy an overpriced flat from them.

 

[Nanker Phelge]

my massive forehead is AWESOME.

doubles as a flash

 

[SarfLondoner]

who the fuck does he think he is, seriously ^

Crispin Smythe Hembleton of Brixtonia,

 

[BigMoaner]

Crispin Smythe Hembleton of Brixtonia,

there's no way that he would move to Brixton now, far too mainstream. he'll be combing the coast for little seaside towns that other hipsters have not discovered yet.

 

[BigMoaner]

standing on cliffs, letting the wind poetically blow his hair and beard and fucking tache, thinking he is some artisan sailor from the 18th century.

 

[SarfLondoner]

Say cheese......(and champagne)

Spam Alert!

 

[el-ahrairah]

Neither do I. I just don't wear them. Some people (I'm not saying you) seem to have some kind of life mission to pick fault with and sneer at anyone outside of their own little bubble (no pun intended).

*waves*

 

[BigMoaner]

god i'm bitter. time to go. getting old.

 

[fortyplus]

The patriarchy indulges young women.

always has

 

[rutabowa]

i just had a look at the last few pages of this thread as i thought i was once vaguely following it, I have literally not got a single clue what anyone is talking about now tho.

 

[leanderman]

Vaguely remember being 'commissioned to review' F+C. So may try the champagne at lunch.

 

[Manter]

Vaguely remember being 'commissioned to review' F+C. So may try the champagne at lunch.

vaguely remember?! were you drunk?

 

[leanderman]

vaguely remember?! were you drunk?

In a galaxy several thousand posts ago

 

[Rushy]

Vaguely remember being 'commissioned to review' F+C. So may try the champagne at lunch.

I hope you have a better first experience than mine when I dropped in to buy cheese this week. I don't think I've ever been served by anyone quite so obnoxious. I thought it was supposed to be French rustic - not French Parisian. Don't think I'll be rushing back.

 

[leanderman]

I hope you have a better first experience than mine when I dropped in to buy cheese this week. I don't think I've ever been served by anyone quite so obnoxious. I thought it was supposed to be French rustic - not French Parisian. Don't think I'll be rushing back.

How odd. Guy who served me was charming. It's not difficult to fake a smile.

 

[butchersapron]

HA! HA! WE WENT THERE!!!!

 

[Onket]

*waves*

Wasn't saying it was you, either, tbf.