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Champagne & Fromage opening in Brixton soon

So...we have:

Yuppies
Hipsters
Men of 37 years and over
Wearers of Red, Beige and Mustard Colored Trousers
Anyone who got here after 1992

We better arrange some trains to transport these lot out to the camps suburbs
 
So...we have:

Yuppies
Hipsters
Men of 37 years and over
Wearers of Red, Beige and Mustard Colored Trousers
Anyone who got here after 1992

We better arrange some trains to transport these lot out to the camps suburbs

That's all very well but I don't think anyone on here is up to spotting the actual hipsters. We'll need to clear out everyone under 30 just to be safe.
 
That's all very well but I don't think anyone on here is up to spotting the actual hipsters. We'll need to clear out everyone under 30 just to be safe.

I look forward to like most posts like being a like sea of like emoticons.

I must be middle-aged as youngsters seem to go for the same haircuts I had in 1983. They even say 'Ream' like I did. Things'll be back to being 'Safe and Crucial' in no time.
 
and biege, and mustard.
My co-worker has the complete coloured trouser set, including sky blue. His name's not rupert, but it's of that ilk. He goes sailing a lot.
These are the particular facts. Any generalisations you may wish to make are your own :D
 
My co-worker has the complete coloured trouser set, including sky blue. His name's not rupert, but it's of that ilk. He goes sailing a lot.
These are the particular facts. Any generalisations you may wish to make are your own :D
What colours are allowed?
 
It costs more to see a film at the Ritzy than to buy a glass of champagne.
Its true, and the cost of cinema tickets are another thing that have become prohibitively expensive for many people. PeckhamPlex is probably the last affordable cinema in London.

This is the thing, we have out of control inequality in London and those at the bottom of that inequality are getting priced out of public life, never mind being priced out of being able to feed, warm and house themselves.

Where can you buy cheap food at a market in south london? I can think of Brixton, Peckham, Deptford and I hope East Street still. People travel to Brixton from all around to do their food shopping - I travel in to Peckham, but its not got the transport links that Brixton has. Brixtons cheap food market is feeding a lot of people, many already struggling to make ends meet.

Theres a tipping point, the spending habits of new richer Brixton residents are more than capable of dominating 'the market' of the area - they spend more, on high end products and activities, other retailers move in to get their share of all this money being thrown around, and the margins necessary to make a living selling cheap wares collapse as rents go up. It is not impossible that Brixton will lose all its market stalls over the next decade. 10 more years of articles from Rosamund and it'll get there. There'll be an unaffordable farmers market of course and regular 'foodie fayres'.

The result of that is inequality increases yet further, and public retail space and activities affordable to poorer Londoners disappear, and inequality deepens further still. I know im increasingly feeling priced out of public life, pubs are too expensive, music events are too expensive, transport is too expensive, football is too expensive etc etc etc. Its partly why i spend so much time on the internet! If I had the money id be out enjoying what the city has to offer. A shitty market may not be much but at least its affordable!
 
Anyone know if C&F has music playing? I am thinking that The Lighthouse Family could work. Perhaps jazz on a Sunday and the occasional new romantic track thrown in to wake up the crowds?
 
Good post ska invita. It seems that a combination of inequality and an effectively limitless supply of rich customers results in a failure of the 'free market' in supplying the needs of the poorest. I'd like to see more discussion on this.
 
My co-worker has the complete coloured trouser set, including sky blue. His name's not rupert, but it's of that ilk. He goes sailing a lot.
These are the particular facts. Any generalisations you may wish to make are your own :D

Where is the shop that sells this stuff. I've never seen one!
 
This is the thing, we have out of control inequality in London and those at the bottom of that inequality are getting priced out of public life, never mind being priced out of being able to feed, warm and house themselves.

This is the real underlying issue as far as I'm concerned.

When people can't even afford a bus out of their own post code you make them prisoners. The 'regeneration' and 'gentrification' process simply prices them out of the prison yard and into their cells.
 
tbh, i think for most of the people on here 'everyone under 30' is what defines a hipster.

So we're basically left with poor people (who don't meet any of the criteria above), old women (37+) and children (until the age of hipster).

Brixton will be a much brighter place?

What about the blacks, the gays and the jews?
 
it's not even attached to any sort of scene/music/drugs/litearture. it's just wearing a big beard and tache in the smuggist way possible and visiting vintage markets. or am i mistaken? what posses a man to look like that?
 
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