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Cats the movie has some awesomely scathing reviews...

The telegraph film critic made me laugh

What I don’t get (well, there is a lot I don’t get) is why such a stellar cast agreed to this.... thing. And why, when they had Idris Elba and Judy Dench On board they decided they needed James Corden
Judi Dench was due to be in the original London production, playing Grizabella (who sings "Memory"), but was injured so had to drop out :)

I too do not understand the allure of James Corden!
 
How did Corden happen. There has to be a satanic pact involved. Anything with him in it gets a rock hard no from me in all circumstances but he always manages to get through the net and turn up in slop like this that I see by mistake. Begin Again (2013) - IMDb
 
I know someone who was a dancer on this. Likewise, not keen on musicals at all, apart from Jungle Book. Was kinda tempted to go watch it, but I don't think I will! I heard they changed directors half way through and that wasn't seen as a good thing by some of the cast. Original director = good atmosphere on set, New director = tense atmosphere on set.
The director Tom Hooper has been working on this movie from the start to the end and was the first choice since his godawful musical adaptation of Les Mis.
 
The director Tom Hooper has been working on this movie from the start to the end and was the first choice since his godawful musical adaptation of Les Mis.

Must have been the choreographer then... Also heard Taylor Swift was the 'loveliest of them all', handing out gifts and actually talking to the dancers.

edit: ah there it is 'Cats' Movie Details, News, Cast, Date - Taylor Swift, Judi Dench, Idris Elba Cast in Cats Adaptation
After the Royal Ballet's Wayne McGregor had to drop out for scheduling reasons, Cats has found its choreographer. Andy Blankenbuehler is most famous for his work on Hamilton, but also choreographed Cats's most recent Broadway revival.
 
That's an unurbanlike fat joke surely. 'Glue' would have been a better answer.

More of a Robert Carlyle answer, that.

Must confess when I read your reply about Corden my first thought was “thank fuck he isn’t Jewish!”.

I thought (possibly erroneously) that he had lost a lot of weight but happy to take the accusation of poor taste on the chin compared to the flack for a sick Holocaust gag on a light thread about a bad film.
 
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Weren’t the initial critic reviews for Titanic equally glowing?
The reviews were mostly positive when the film came out. Titanic was predicted to be a huge flop before its release because it has gone far over budget and it was a troubled production due to technical difficulties.
 
The reviews were mostly positive when the film came out. Titanic was predicted to be a huge flop before its release because it has gone far over budget and it was a troubled production due to technical difficulties.

Fair enough. I remember knowing well before it came out that it would be shit but I guess the critics weren’t part of that vibe.
 
...that's a bold conjecture
I find the way people feel the need to outdo each other here when it comes to being vitriolic about Corden a little weird. I’m no fan, I don’t watch his show, but he’s been fine in the few things I‘ve seen him in. He appears to be skilled when it comes to musical theatre stuff because he’s had that sort of training and that‘s why he gets cast in musicals. So far I haven’t noticed him being singled out in the many terrible reviews the film is getting.

What’s he done to you lot, set a bunch of kittens on fire ?
 
I find the way people feel the need to outdo each other here when it comes to being vitriolic about Corden a little weird. I’m no fan, I don’t watch his show, but he’s been fine in the few things I‘ve seen him in. He appears to be reasonably skilled when it comes to musical theatre stuff because he’s had that sort of training and that‘s why he gets cast in musicals. So far I haven’t noticed him being singled out in the many terrible reviews the film is getting.

What’s he done to you lot, set a bunch of kittens on fire ?
He is a skilled actor as I think he's proved on stage and screen.

For me he just doesn't have a very likeable personality which is why I don't enjoy watching him.
 
Not in the same league as the others though. Taylor swift, Idris Elba, Judy Dench....
I suspect they thought it was going to be a winner of a film.

It had an excellent pedigree, a highly successful stage show by a powerhouse of musical theatre (whether you like him or not) with a proven director of a musical film (whether you like that or not)

However this time is seems to have gone spectacularly wrong!
 
They hired Tom Hooper because he did the adaptation of the Les Miserables musical, which despite being a pretty poor film, was a success because it had a built in audience. With Les Mis he was able to fall back on his experience of having directed staid costume dramas for film and TV, so not too far out of his depth. But when they heavily went down the CGI route with Cats, they would have needed someone with experience in character design, art direction and visual effects. Hooper has shown himself to be woefully out of his depth by adhering to naturalism when he needed to go stylised. Because he simply went "cat people" but really realistic looking, all the proportions look wrong, not working as humans or cats. Because he (undeservedly) won the Oscar for best director a few years ago, nobody said "no" to him when they should have and the result is a major artistic embarrassment. While the musical is shit, there would have been a way to make this work visually if they'd hired someone who has design skills. This may still be doing well because fans of the show will go and see this and then Hooper may inflict another atrocity on us.
 
Musicals are just a bit weird, generally. I went to see Les Miserables. Awful. Little Shop Of Horrors is good. West Side Story, I liked that. I avoid them by and large though. That one that won all the Oscars recently. Fucking hell. Shite.
 
Musicals are just a bit weird, generally. I went to see Les Miserables. Awful. Little Shop Of Horrors is good. West Side Story, I liked that. I avoid them by and large though. That one that won all the Oscars recently. Fucking hell. Shite.
Moonlight? I loved that.
 
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Musicals are just a bit weird, generally. I went to see Les Miserables. Awful. Little Shop Of Horrors is good. West Side Story, I liked that. I avoid them by and large though. That one that won all the Oscars recently. Fucking hell. Shite.

I bloody love musicals!! Les Mis is my favourite. Closely followed by Joseph and the technicolour Dreamcoat.
 
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