(Not a name as that's just silly but...
Mrs FA's got one & there's a design fault that ended up costing us shitloads. When you open the boot, there's a cable (or wrapped bunch of cables) that powers rear lights/washer/other stuff; I'm not a mechanic. Due to its position (at the top of the boot - upper left as you're looking at it), it gets worn when you do something ridiculous like
opening the fucking boot. It then means you can't open the boot & the dash illuminates with an array of warning lights. Ultimately it can fuck something else electric (body control unit? loom?) which main dealers then try and get £1200 out of you for. I ended up taking it to a more friendly local bloke who fixed it for half that (ie he used a lot of tape)).
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I'd suggest Thatfuckingmoneypit or Justfuckingsellit as apposite names. It's how Mrs FA's is generally referred to.