Brixton news, rumour and general chat - May 2014

[Onket]

jezg twentythreedom footballerslegs billythefish Damarr

Please note- The latest 'Brixton News, Rumour and General Chat Thread Piss Up' is taking place on the evening of the 22nd May 2014 in the front room at the Effra Social. Be there or be a be a hipster twonk.

Seriously, it’s going to be fucking mental etc.

x (where applicable)

 

[Onket]

mansonroad iona farmerbarleymow MysteryGuest Effra Eyes

Please note- The latest 'Brixton News, Rumour and General Chat Thread Piss Up' is taking place on the evening of the 22nd May 2014 in the front room at the Effra Social. Be there or be a be a hipster twonk.

Seriously, it’s going to be fucking mental etc.

x (where applicable)

 

[Onket]

Mation Santino hipipol SaskiaJayne ChrisFilter

Please note- The latest 'Brixton News, Rumour and General Chat Thread Piss Up' is taking place on the evening of the 22nd May 2014 in the front room at the Effra Social. Be there or be a be a hipster twonk.

Seriously, it’s going to be fucking mental etc.

x (where applicable)

 

[Onket]

5t3IIa Lord Camomile sleaterkinney discobastard james mee

Please note- The latest 'Brixton News, Rumour and General Chat Thread Piss Up' is taking place on the evening of the 22nd May 2014 in the front room at the Effra Social. Be there or be a be a hipster twonk.

Seriously, it’s going to be fucking mental etc.

x (where applicable)

 

[Onket]

I won't get there until around half 8....will you be home with a pint of Horlicks by then Onket ?

I hope not.

is x applicable to me ?

x

Yes.

x

i have now finally made it into the urban inner circle

This is not a question.

has Onket gone mad

No.

 

[5t3IIa]

Can I wear a hat?
Can I bring my banter?

If so, it's gonna cost you.

 

[Onket]

There are no rules, 5t3IIa.

 

[clandestino]

thatguyhex clandestino Moggy Brixton Hatter kittyP

Please note- The latest 'Brixton News, Rumour and General Chat Thread Piss Up' is taking place on the evening of the 22nd May 2014 in the front room at the Effra Social. Be there or be a be a hipster twonk.

Seriously, it’s going to be fucking mental etc.

x (where applicable)

I've got a gig on that night in north London but could pop in my way home. Don't think I'd get there til midnight, though, by which time I guess all the piss-uppers will have pissed-off.

 

[Rushy]

Can I wear a hat?
Can I bring my banter?

If so, it's gonna cost you.

Don't forget, photo ID required on Thursday after 6pm.

 

[SarfLondoner]

Don't forget, photo ID required on Thursday after 6pm.

Is that for real?

 

[kikiscrumbles]

Thank you Onket - like Mr Pickman's I finally feel erm finally proper... Sadly I will be up north for [seriously] a wedding, a 40-year-waiting family reunion with estranged aunties, a First Holy Communion [pish!] and a wedding... But thanks anyway, and may the lack of twonks / enjoyable mentalism be strong...

 

[Onket]

I've got a gig on that night in north London but could pop in my way home. Don't think I'd get there til midnight, though, by which time I guess all the piss-uppers will have pissed-off.

I think the place is open later than that. Maybe leanderman knows.....

 

[Onket]

Don't forget, photo ID required on Thursday after 6pm.

I didn't know that.

 

[colacubes]

I didn't know that.

He's yanking your chain.

 

[Onket]

*shakes fist at sky*

 

[SarfLondoner]

I didn't know that.

Bit of a bumber if thats the case.

 

[Onket]

Explain yourself, Rushy. etc

 

[SarfLondoner]

I've got a gig on that night in north London but could pop in my way home. Don't think I'd get there til midnight, though, by which time I guess all the piss-uppers will have pissed-off.

Its shuts at midnight on Thursdays

 

[Rushy]

Explain yourself, Rushy. etc

I don't know if the venue specifically requires it but I think it would be a good idea so will be bringing my retina scanner.

 

[Onket]

Its shuts at midnight on Thursdays

Is this actually true or are you 'doing a Rushy'?

I don't know who or what to believe anymore.

 

[Dexter Deadwood]

Is this actually true or are you 'doing a Rushy'?

I don't know who or what to believe anymore.

That's called a mid life crisis.

 

[SarfLondoner]

Is this actually true or are you 'doing a Rushy'?

I don't know who or what to believe anymore.

True mate, I checked there web site@http://effrasocial.com/

 

[Scutta]

treefrog story fogbat marty21 Scutta

Please note- The latest 'Brixton News, Rumour and General Chat Thread Piss Up' is taking place on the evening of the 22nd May 2014 in the front room at the Effra Social. Be there or be a be a hipster twonk.

Seriously, it’s going to be fucking mental etc.

x (where applicable)

Look forward to it!

 

[Mation]

Mation Santino hipipol SaskiaJayne ChrisFilter

Please note- The latest 'Brixton News, Rumour and General Chat Thread Piss Up' is taking place on the evening of the 22nd May 2014 in the front room at the Effra Social. Be there or be a be a hipster twonk.

Seriously, it’s going to be fucking mental etc.

x (where applicable)

Fuck's sake - I was a bit far down the list, wasn't I?

 

[Sirena]

Sirena Badgers SarfLondoner EastEnder trabuquera

Please note- The latest 'Brixton News, Rumour and General Chat Thread Piss Up' is taking place on the evening of the 22nd May 2014 in the front room at the Effra Social. Be there or be a be a hipster twonk.

Seriously, it’s going to be fucking mental etc.

x (where applicable)

Jadep324 Rutita1 ama1952 RoyReed lang rabbie

Please note- The latest 'Brixton News, Rumour and General Chat Thread Piss Up' is taking place on the evening of the 22nd May 2014 in the front room at the Effra Social. Be there or be a be a hipster twonk.

Seriously, it’s going to be fucking mental etc.

x (where applicable)

I turned up for the last one and nobody was there....

Of course, you might have been there but I don't know what you look like.

But when I looked (two times, 30 minutes apart) in the front room, there were only two people who were adamant they were not you.

 

[DJWrongspeed]

Don't forget, photo ID required on Thursday after 6pm.

Sod that then. I walked way a while back on a lateish saturday, couldn't believe it.

 

[friendofdorothy]

Onket that was some epic invition list - well done.

Don't forget, photo ID required on Thursday after 6pm.

Rushy Stop trying to confuse us all! - some of us are all ready confused enough.

 

[friendofdorothy]

Can I wear a hat?
Can I bring my banter?

If so, it's gonna cost you.

I always wear a hat. Will there be any cheese or furniture?

 

[Onket]

I turned up for the last one and nobody was there....

Of course, you might have been there but I don't know what you look like.

But when I looked (two times, 30 minutes apart) in the front room, there were only two people who were adamant they were not you.

Last one there? The last one was just before Christmas at The Albert.

 

[Greebo]

I always wear a hat. Will there be any cheese or furniture?

If I get there, I might bring cheese. AFAIK that room's sorted for chairs and fizz. *gets coat*