Brixton news, rumour and general chat - June 2014
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thatguyhex
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I was going to post more or less the same thing. Whatever Brady's ends up being, this is better than a boarded-up building.
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hiraethified
Oh it definitely looks better but it would have looked even more marvellous if Lambeth hadn't flogged it off to the highest bidder.
Manter
Lunch Mob
This? Bought one last week but didn't mention it as didn't have the energy for the inevitable foaming at the mouth
Boudicca
Seaside Queen
This? Bought one last week but didn't mention it as didn't have the energy for the inevitable foaming at the mouth
Recipes any good?
Manter
Lunch Mob
Nice to read
not made any yet. Interesting history of the village stuff and some good mini interviews with the traders
Manter
Lunch Mob
I knew you would
It is worth a look though- she tells you where to get ingredients and plugs places like Nour. It's not an 'available in all good supermarkets' type schizzle
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hiraethified
I'm sure the book is lovely and I've got nothing against it - it's just a shame that no matter what the author's intentions, it will still add up to another turn of the already-overheated Brixton Village Hype Machine, with all that entails.I knew you would
It is worth a look though- she tells you where to get ingredients and plugs places like Nour. It's not an 'available in all good supermarkets' type schizzle
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colacubes
Mr Hot Cookie
Yeah, they were pulling the boards off the windows yesterday afternoon when I passed.
http://www.brixtonblog.com/council-...-for-former-job-centre-josephine-avenue/23010
New homes application at the old job centre on Brixton hill
New homes application at the old job centre on Brixton hill
Anyone know what is planned for it.
leanderman
Street Party: July 2
teuchter
je suis teuchter
About time too.
Had a good tennis knock at Brockwell Park this morning 
despite the drizzle.
Odd encounter on the way though
was cycling through and two women stopped me as there was an injured squirrel on the grass.
Their opinion was that it should be put out of its misery and (for some unusual reason) had a short handled sledgehammer with them (?!?!) to do the job. One of them told me she had put an animal out of its misery before but it 'haunted' her for two months (oddly precise) after the act. So they wanted me to do it
The squirrel was fucked
and it was best put out of its misery. But then two blokes intervened asking me if I 'was a vet' and 'what if it gets better' which was never gonna happen 
So I am standing over a mortally wounded squirrel holding a sledgehammer at 9:30am in the park with two women egging me on and two guys horrified at my brutality
despite the drizzle. Odd encounter on the way though
was cycling through and two women stopped me as there was an injured squirrel on the grass. Their opinion was that it should be put out of its misery and (for some unusual reason) had a short handled sledgehammer with them (?!?!) to do the job. One of them told me she had put an animal out of its misery before but it 'haunted' her for two months (oddly precise) after the act. So they wanted me to do it
The squirrel was fucked
and it was best put out of its misery. But then two blokes intervened asking me if I 'was a vet' and 'what if it gets better' which was never gonna happen So I am standing over a mortally wounded squirrel holding a sledgehammer at 9:30am in the park with two women egging me on and two guys horrified at my brutality
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Chilavert
Undermining strikes :-(
Selfridges refuses to deliver shopper's £450 Mulberry bag to Brixton as it is too 'risky':
http://www.standard.co.uk/news/lond...ag-to-brixton-as-it-is-too-risky-9485669.html
http://www.standard.co.uk/news/lond...ag-to-brixton-as-it-is-too-risky-9485669.html
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hiraethified
2001 called and wants its article back.
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hiraethified
Mind you, with all that braying, I'm having trouble mustering up a microgram of sympathy.
Rushy
basically a scrotum
Had a good tennis knock at Brockwell Park this morning
Odd encounter on the way though
Their opinion was that it should be put out of its misery and (for some unusual reason) had a short handled sledgehammer with them (?!?!) to do the job. One of them told me she had put an animal out of its misery before but it 'haunted' her for two months (oddly precise) after the act. So they wanted me to do it
The squirrel was fucked
So I am standing over a mortally wounded squirrel holding a sledgehammer at 9:30am in the park with two women egging me on and two guys horrified at my brutality
So that really happened? The blood spatters up your arms and all over your face looked a little fake so I thought you were just making an elaborate excuse for being late
shakespearegirl
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That is hilarious, especially the comments. I see Mulberry bags all over Brixton. And expensive jewellery.
SarfLondoner
KenDoddsDadsDogsDead.
She should have used her "brand new Audi" to get to Oxford street.
SarfLondoner
KenDoddsDadsDogsDead.
Had a good tennis knock at Brockwell Park this morning
Odd encounter on the way though
Their opinion was that it should be put out of its misery and (for some unusual reason) had a short handled sledgehammer with them (?!?!) to do the job. One of them told me she had put an animal out of its misery before but it 'haunted' her for two months (oddly precise) after the act. So they wanted me to do it
The squirrel was fucked
So I am standing over a mortally wounded squirrel holding a sledgehammer at 9:30am in the park with two women egging me on and two guys horrified at my brutality
So you are standing there brandishing a hammer and they ask if you are a vet.
shakespearegirl
just worked out taglines
Its not even a handbag, its a gym bag
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