Brixton news, rumour and general chat - June 2014

[el-ahrairah]

it's like he read some paedophile's Draco Malfoy slashfic and thought "that's the look for me".

 

[cuppa tee]

Can you get one that points downwards?

Yes if you live south of the Equator

 

[SarfLondoner]

Yes if you live south of the Equator

 

[Rushy]

Oh and thanks Maate for modelling that for us all

Well I was just so proud that I could fill it right to the tip that I wanted to show the World!

 

[SarfLondoner]

Well I was just so proud that I could fill it right to the tip that I wanted to show the World!

yeah i thought you might be it takes balls to do it.

 

[cuppa tee]

Well I was just so proud that I could fill it right to the tip that I wanted to show the World!

i'm impressed....... it doesnt look like it's watertight at all.

 

[Rushy]

i'm impressed....... it doesnt look like it's watertight at all.

It's not at first but it gets better after a week or two of constant use.

 

[Dexter Deadwood]

There's one in today's Metro.

I made my own one using Google calendar.

 

[Onket]

I hope you printed it out.

 

[sparkybird]

Can you think of an equally snappy name for these...........

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.....which may soon be on display down the Lido

Euuurrchhhh

The white one reminds me of one of those sling shot things that dog owners use to throw a ball for their pets...

 

[el-ahrairah]

Euuurrchhhh

The white one reminds me of one of those sling shot things that dog owners use to throw a ball for their pets...

FUCK YES! that is exactly what it is, with his testicles and wee man playing the role of a chewed up slobber soaked tennis ball.

 

[el-ahrairah]

if anyone has any photoshop skills and can photoshop one of those onto michaelangelo's david i will be eternally grateful. and use it as my avatar

 

[Crispy]

Challenge accepted

 

[Onket]

Will that be allowed? I had an avatar picture of a hairy arse and it got deleted.

 

[Crispy]

 

[teuchter]

I'm struggling to understand how those things work re. the laws of physics etc.

 

[Rushy]

Challenge accepted

I was thinking more David slaying Goliath - perfect slingshot...

 

[Onket]

I'm struggling to understand how those things work re. the laws of physics etc.

Maybe it's underwired?

 

[teuchter]

Maybe it's underwired?

Find out and report back to the group please.

 

[Onket]

Apparently it's underwired.

 

[friendofdorothy]

I resent having to listen to god botherers on the street. Never get how they're allowed to stand there dripping poison into other people's ears - but if I was to stand up there saying 'god is a lie. You Are responsible for your own actions and making the world a better place' I bet I'd get moved on sharpish!

Get a megaphone and give it a try.

 

[friendofdorothy]

Can you think of an equally snappy name for these...........

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.....which may soon be on display down the Lido

just when you thought it was safe to go in the water....

 

[cuppa tee]

just when you thought it was safe to go in the water....

I just showed this to my OH and my 12 year old daughter told us she's already seen it via instagram

 

[Manter]

I just showed this to my OH and my 12 year old daughter told us she's already seen it via instagram

zenie shared it on Facebook yesterday but I thought it was impolite to mention it

 

[Onket]

Must get a modern day version of a World Cup wallchart fixtures list thing. But later, watching Saturday Kitchen now.

There's one in today's London Evening Standard.

 

[SarfLondoner]

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I would get that seen to asap if I were him.

 

[cuppa tee]

zenie shared it on Facebook yesterday but I thought it was impolite to mention it

you are too kind but I am well aware of my social networks inadequacies

 

[snowy_again]

In a brief segue - cracking moon again tonight.

 

[Manter]

In a brief segue - cracking moon again tonight.

still daylight up on the hill

 

[kikiscrumbles]

In another segue - I so love the genuine, old-school diversity of Brixton [and no, I'm not talking 'edgy' bollox here] - just hearing the enormous roars from the Brazilian households on my street when their team scored... I don't really follow footie and I'm no apologist for the World Cup per se... but I do bloody love Brixton! [and the moon...]