Brixton Chitter Chatter and News - June 2012

[Badgers]

You didn't find my football stickers while you were there, did you?!

I will go in today. What do they look like?

 

[Onket]

 

[Badgers]

Those exact ones?

 

[Onket]

No.

 

[Badgers]

Gotcha

 

[Onket]

I am a penis.

I have found them on my stairs.

Apologies to the good patrons of The Albert, who inside my head I wanted dead for this.

 

[editor]

I am a penis.

Must be hard getting on a bike.

 

[Onket]

Not as hard as keeping track of my stickers.

 

[Dan U]

How the flip can you lose something on stairs without the aid of drugs

You loon

 

[Mrs Magpie]

How the flip can you lose something on stairs without the aid of drugs

You loon

Clue. He thought he'd lost them in the pub.

 

[Onket]

Mrs Magpie is correct.

Plus there's a lot of stuff on my stairs (I am always being told to tidy my side of the stairs).

 

[Dan U]

I've never kept anything on my stairs, thus my surprise.

Maybe I am missing out

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

I've never kept anything on my stairs, thus my surprise.

Maybe I am missing out

You and Onket should be grateful you have stairs. Not everyone has that extra storage space

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Greebo

I went into that deli shop next to Streatham Hill Station today and asked what non-oniony things they have. They have these rice ball thingies in bread crumbs, some longish things in breadcrumbs which I believe she said had ricotta cheese and I thought she said peanut, but maybe it was pine nuts Also pizza slices with no onions and something else that I can't remember

 

[gaijingirl]

Greebo

I went into that deli shop next to Streatham Hill Station today and asked what non-oniony things they have. They have these rice ball thingies in bread crumbs, some longish things in breadcrumbs which I believe she said had ricotta cheese and I thought she said peanut, but maybe it was pine nuts Also pizza slices with no onions and something else that I can't remember

Arancini (the rice balls). I've had them from there - they were large and substantial and quite nice. They have lots of nice stuff in there.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Arancini (the rice balls). I've had them from there - they were large and substantial and quite nice. They have lots of nice stuff in there.

Well I was never going to remember the name of anything, so had to describe them

I went in the Polish shop a few doors down and bought a rather nice looking custard pastry thingy

What are the long ones called with breadcrumbs that have ricotta and something else in called?

Oh, maybe they were pancakes rolled up? I remember her mentioning pancakes. Maybe they didn't have breadcrumbs

and maybe I misheard the peanuts, not for pinenuts but spinach?

 

[ajdown]

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Sir Patrick Moore is having an "open house" garden party tomorrow and I might well pop along for half an hour if the weather isn't too bad.

 

[Mrs Magpie]

Sir Patrick Moore is having an "open house" garden party tomorrow and I might well pop along for half an hour if the weather isn't too bad.

I didn't know he lived in Brixton. I thought he lived on the coast somewhere.

 

[Badgers]

I am a penis.

I have found them on my stairs.

Apologies to the good patrons of The Albert, who inside my head I wanted dead for this.

They took it with the grace in which you meant it.

 

[Onket]

Well I was never going to remember the name of anything, so had to describe them

I went in the Polish shop a few doors down and bought a rather nice looking custard pastry thingy

What are the long ones called with breadcrumbs that have ricotta and something else in called?

Oh, maybe they were pancakes rolled up? I remember her mentioning pancakes. Maybe they didn't have breadcrumbs

and maybe I misheard the peanuts, not for pinenuts but spinach?

What about the custard?

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

What about the custard?

The custard thing doesn't have onions in it

 

[kittyP]

You and Onket should be grateful you have stairs. Not everyone has that extra storage space

We have (kinda) learnt not to keep things, especially slippy pizza menus, on the stairs since badgers took a backwards tumble and ended up in a spinal board in AnE at 4am

 

[Badgers]

Worth it for the scar btw

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

We have (kinda) learnt not to keep things, especially slippy pizza menus, on the stairs since badgers took a backwards tumble and ended up in a spinal board in AnE at 4am

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Worth it for the scar btw

I know of someone in a wheelchair for life after falling down the stairs

 

[kittyP]

I know

 

[Badgers]

I know of someone in a wheelchair for life after falling down the stairs

Me too

 

[kittyP]

I know of someone in a wheelchair for life after falling down the stairs

He was fine.

I on the other hand was totally traumatised by the experience

 

[ajdown]

I didn't know he lived in Brixton. I thought he lived on the coast somewhere.

Selsey.

 

[Orang Utan]

I didn't know he lived in Brixton. I thought he lived on the coast somewhere.

He wouldn't like Brixton, the crusty old mad racist