Britain's Got Talent

[beesonthewhatnow]

I wonder what the H&S form was like for mixing water with electric boobs.

 

[Geri]

It's just a fat woman wiggling her boobs around. I could do that!

 

[zoooo]

That was brilliant!
But not as good as Robert Webb.

 

[Sadken]

There are always casualties in Britain's Got Talent.

 

[butchersapron]

She was like lightning!

 

[Sadken]

Here come the Holden hate!

 

[Badger Kitten]

Flash Nork Dance!

She was better at whirling her tassels when they were pasties, not LEDs

 

[DRINK?]

she is good fun...talentless, save quite flexible

 

[zoooo]

Mega flexible.

 

[Badger Kitten]

Splits are not that chuffing difficult

 

[Gromit]

Two Grand. She never have made it through the auditions without the grandfather gimmic. They're allright but not star talent.

 

[zoooo]

Splits are not that chuffing difficult

They are for the mere mortal among us!

 

[Badger Kitten]

*does splits*

 

[Gromit]

Cleo from the Kenny Everette show has let herself go a bit ain't she?

Still I liked her.

 

[zoooo]

Splits are not that chuffing difficult

Is chuffing the operative word?

 

[Badger Kitten]

It does open up a whole new world for some

 

[Gromit]

Anyone can do the splits. It just takes 2-3 years of regular stretches.

Mind you not everyone can be arsed to do three years of stretches of course.

 

[Badger Kitten]

Ooh, look at young George and his wall-leaping ways.

 

[moomoo]

The kids were trying to vote for Julian but couldn't get through.

 

[Badger Kitten]

Julian, the Housewives Choice.

First album: Angels, Baker St, Wind Beneath My Wings, Silent Night

 

[Geri]

Julian is kind of cute, isn't he?

 

[moomoo]

Julian is kind of cute, isn't he?

Very.

 

[Badger Kitten]

Told ya

 

[Geri]

Julian, the Housewives Choice.

First album: Angels, Baker St, Wind Beneath My Wings, Silent Night

I would listen to that in bed.

 

[Badger Kitten]

Told ya x 100000000000000000

 

[yardbird]

BK should be in it.
Pole dancing of course.

 

[Gromit]

Bah I wanted the Burlesque woman to get through

 

[Geri]

Poor little Callum. Although he will get a good career anyway, he's ace!

 

[moomoo]

Poor little Callum. Although he will get a good career anyway, he's ace!

He's already got a good career! He was in Casualty!

 

[Gromit]

Callem was a trooper. He has a showbiz career ahead of him no fear.