Britain's Got Talent

[Gromit]

The dog is brill but the whole song bored me to tears.

 

[Sadken]

DJ TALENT LIED TO US!! Britain hasn't got talent at all!

 

[beesonthewhatnow]

Whoever put the mic on this kid did a shit job.

 

[Geri]

That kid was so cute!

 

[zoooo]

I missed him. I came in the room to see an almost naked child wearing a tiny bit of red cloth and was slightly disturbed!

I gather it was some kind of jungle book thing from the back drop?

 

[moomoo]

That kid was so cute!

He was in Casualty the other week.

 

[zoooo]

The old man's headed for casualty right now I think. :/

 

[Geri]

He was in Casualty the other week.

I've given up watching it these days.

 

[beesonthewhatnow]

The old man's headed for casualty right now I think. :/

Or more likely, prison

 

[zoooo]

oops!

 

[butchersapron]

He'll have to pay years back. Not funny.

 

[Badger Kitten]

Sugarfree. Technically the best female dance group so far but I didn't like that routine at all.

God, they were terrible, just looked on youtube

 

[Sadken]

woah, they're shit!

 

[DotCommunist]

Britain clearly has talent, but there is none on display during this parade of shitehawks.

Spice Girls ffs

 

[Geri]

Love that saxophone guy.

 

[Badger Kitten]

I'm thinking 70's pan pipes multi million selling albums meets cheesey hands in the air anthems meets housewives Tesco shoppers market = safe bet, right demographic, bring on the cover of Wind Beneath My Wings, chiiiiing.

Plus lots of 'humble yet ambitious spreads devoted dad' schtick in women's weekly mags.

 

[beesonthewhatnow]

And now the shit but heartwarming section....

 

[butchersapron]

This old bloke is great

 

[Sadken]

This is fucked up right here.

 

[Badger Kitten]

granddaughter chicky was much better than him but not special enough to stand on her own as an artiste, so naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

 

[zoooo]

Aww, they were cute.

 

[Sadken]

Not at all a creepy choice of song

 

[Badger Kitten]

'faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamily entertainment', yeah, right. Means, crap.

 

[zoooo]

Originally sung between two mice.

 

[Sadken]

What would Fritzl've sung? Ask yourselves that.

 

[Sadken]

Potential for meltdown coming up.

 

[DRINK?]

Out of Mowgli, saxophonist and old bloke and daughter...

 

[beesonthewhatnow]

Oh god.

 

[Sadken]

Ok, no this is brilliant.

 

[Sadken]

LOL.