Brickers Banter & Tittle Tattle - August 2012

[Onket]

I think they do.

Do you only ever eat one meal, Minnie?

 

[colacubes]

I think there was a garnish. Do you mean a small salad?

No. Artfully placed piece of parsley.

 

[Badgers]

Did he do you a beautiful garnish? He does do a lovely garnish.

Did not want to give him ANOTHER thing to moan about

 

[Onket]

There was no 'garnish', then.

I do not require any garnish, anyway.

 

[quimcunx]

There was no 'garnish', then.

I do not require any garnish, anyway.

Do you not feel a little bit snubbed?

 

[Onket]

No.

 

[quimcunx]

eeny weeny bit? He gives everyone else garnish.

 

[Onket]

He mugs everyone else off with garnish, you mean.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

I think they do.

Do you only ever eat one meal, Minnie?

I don't eat lasagne. I was thinking of you

 

[twistedAM]

There was no 'garnish', then.

I do not require any garnish, anyway.

Do you have ketchup or brown sauce on your lasagne?

 

[Onket]

Do you have ketchup or brown sauce on your lasagne?

No.

 

[Orang Utan]

Thank fuck for that. That would be sacriledge.

 

[Badgers]

Little bit of mayonnaise is fine though?

 

[Orang Utan]

Not at all. It's a condimentless dish.

 

[Onket]

On salad, yeah.

 

[Onket]

Hang on- Which 'dish' are we talking about now?

 

[Onket]

It's fine on chips too.

 

[Orang Utan]

Lasagne, what else?

 

[Orang Utan]

It's fine on chips too.

Mayo on chips yeah

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

wtf would anyone put food-of-the-devil mayo on their lasagne?

 

[Onket]

Lasagne, what else?

Well, we were also talking about club sandwich with chips.

Then some people talked about salad.

I think someone mentioned parsley.

 

[Orang Utan]

Why the fuck would anyone put any condiment on a completed dish?

 

[Onket]

wtf would anyone put food-of-the-devil mayo on their lasagne?

I'm not entirely sure that was what people were saying.

 

[Onket]

Why the fuck would anyone put any condiment on a completed dish?

You've just agreed it can go on chips!

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

I'm not entirely sure that was what people were saying.

Well on their chips then

 

[Onket]

Well on their chips then

Feel free to move those goalposts at any time, minnie.

 

[Orang Utan]

You've just agreed it can go on chips!

And chips aren't complete unless you add a condiment. They're not a proper meal by themselves anyway

 

[Badgers]

Well, we were also talking about club sandwich with chips.

Then some people talked about salad.

I think someone mentioned parsley.

Tittle tattle

 

[Onket]

And chips aren't complete unless you add a condiment. They're not a proper meal by themselves anyway

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Feel free to move those goalposts at any time, minnie.

I will