"dva Piva" will get you started in most Slavic countries
Southerm Montenegro + Croatia has fantastic country & coastline, is awash with Roman / Turkish etc historical sites ( Split is built around a stunning ampitheatre)
Bosnia is a must see- if only to say youve been there - eeries place, but too many ameriKan backpackers going there now- carful you dont stumble across general ratko Mladic or rad the kad - rumoured to be hiding in Reublick Srpska ( but he actually isnt BTW - hes just outside Belgrade, nudge nudge , wink wink .....I can even describe the house!)
Belgrade - Crazy nightlife/ Crazy people- good city though & have a sniff around the still present blown up Govt. bilidings in the city centre - President Bill Clintons warning to the Serbs - nicer people than you would be led to believe
Zagreb OK,but the train fr Zagreb to BUdapest skims lake balaton - stop off if you want to camp out with some Magyars and sink some beers - if the weathers good, its fantastic.
Lake Bled at DAwn is stunning
Budapest - do a day in the gellert baths and squeeze in as many treatments as you can - even if yer a bloke - get there early & spend all day there. There is no point in going up to the Fishermans bastion unles you want to be surrounded by vulgar AmeriKan skoolies and be raped for the beer at the HIlton.have some Unicum - get a shot of it at most bars - will take yer head off - theres a good small bar I can recommedn near the funicular up to the Museum ( big & boing im afraid )- be careful of stunning girls wanting to got for a drink with you - the bill will invariably be hundreds of quid
Praha - awash with gloomy ameriKan postgrd students, all trying to write that ultimate existentialist novel an look the part in smoky bars - avoid. Check out the Mucha museim & the Art Noveau below the national theatre, as well the the cubist stuff dotted around the place. Theres really nothing to see in Wenslas sq unless you can tag onto a group of ameriKan tourists anf listen to their guided tour .Book yer Otel in OPraha in advance -theres never enough rooms available - IBIS hotels are pretty good in Prague.Watch yourself at the station - its awash with Romany & Czech pickpockets - dont fall for any scams or diversions - go to carlsbad castle outside Prag for an afternoon.You will see Prag is flooded with MOzart tat - Some seem to associate Prag with Mozart since Amadeus was filmed there. I dont think he never went near the place, but thats incidental of course. Beer ? get away for the centre and go to a propa blue collar beer hall - they dont do cocktails or anything else , just big beers - they will out a bit of paper where you sit and make a mark on it every time you call them over for another drink - you settle up when you leave - usually less than about £2.50 for a full afternoon on the piss
Slovakia is nice and rural outside the big polluted cities - viewd by the Czechs as their idiot cousins, they are a decent set of people - go up to the tatry mountains of you can & cross over to Poland to the mountain resort of Zakopane - lovely mountain air + Polish beer
The Krakow-Prague nightly sleeper train is further awash with yankee imperialist backpackers, supported only By Mom & POps credit cards before they slink off to law school - pretty dull run, but cheaper than a hotel and saves you money
phew...thats enough for today