Boris Johnson Captions pls

[Pickman's model]

 

[Spandex]

“If they would rather die,” said Scrooge, “they had better do it, and decrease the surplus population.”

 

[quiet guy]

"But why can't we have free trade and access to Europe"

 

[Spymaster]

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Honestly Donald, this is all getting frightfully embarrassing now.

 

[SpookyFrank]

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What do you mean all you can offer me is a glass of whisky and a revolver?

 

[Ax^]

David I know it's you ...

stop calling me at 3am and laughing down the line

 

[Serge Forward]

From the Rocky Horror Show: "There's a light... over at the Frankenstein place..."

 

[splonkydoo]

'and then Gove told me he'd be having a white Christmas'

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

“Those teachers have earned every penny of their pay freeze.”

 

[Serene]

Has anyone got a tissue?

 

[Sprocket.]

What am I wearing? I’m wearing thin!

 

[Espresso]

This cup of tea has more brainpower than me.

 

[StoneRoad]

No darhling, I'm here all on my lonesome, I'm in quarantine, so I can't have anyone in here with me, I told you that before ...

 

[Mr.Bishie]

 

[MrSki]

Has anyone got a tissue?

Yeah it does look like he is wanking with his left hand.

 

[seeformiles]

“Tea cup, you’re the only real friend I have left. What should I do?”

 

[elbows]

Polonium in my tea? Thats not fair, I can only be expected to fight one invisible enemy at a time.

 

[Raheem]

OK, you win. We'll make do with two pizzas between the twelve of us, don't worry about the cheese, and I'll have the five hundred quid ready for your guy when he arrives some time tomorrow.

 

[Steel Icarus]

"Carrie! CARRIE! Apparently it's one of, one of, one of my offspring on the old telephonic device, what. Get a servant to bring the list, see if I can't figure out which one it is. What's the one you popped out the other day called, remind me"

 

[Serene]

Were going to be rich in fish! Loads of fish everywhere! We will be swimming in fish!

 

[not a trot]

I'm Millwall, OK.

 

[deeyo]

'..and if i move my fingers just a bit, the shadow on the wall looks like a horse! this is brilliant, why have nobody thought of this before?'

 

[splonkydoo]

'afraid i won't be able to come over tonight for a little tinky-wink, Princess Nut Nuts is guarding the back door with her attack dog like a stomping Polyphemus'

 

[Dogsauce]

Margaret, can you hear me Margaret? If you can hear me move the teacup to show your presence, Margaret.

 

[Pickman's model]

 

[Serene]

Is it Caption time?

 

[splonkydoo]

'Well.. yes, why errrhh... when I mentioned prevention measures I wasn't referring to prophylactics.. ho hum!'

 

[brogdale]

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"I was in Plymouth Uxbridge recently and a 40-year-old black man ... said, 'I came here when I was six, I've served in the Royal Navy Tory party for 30 years, I'm incredibly proud of my country. But I'm so ashamed that we've had this out-of-control system with people abusing it so badly'."

 

[stavros]

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"So you can be totally useless and still get elected twice? Sweet!"

 

[ohmyliver]

"Look, don't put me on hold, there's no way I could have been on 0890 Sexy Fishing Chat for 3 hours, I DEMAND to speak to your manager"