Big Brother

[ChrisFilter]

So it begins in 5 minutes.. god i hate it, it drives me mad, but I can't stop watching it

 

[ChrisFilter]

and the sound levels are screwed... hahahaha, how embarrassing!

 

[artfuldodger]

1st housemate Marco.......what a cunt!

 

[ChrisFilter]

oh my god.. person number 1 is infuriatingly camp, hates council estate scum, and refugee's who sponge off the govt..

what a complete, grade A cunt..

 

[Termite Man]

Chris go to the pub now before it's too late

 

[Lord Hugh]

god i hate it, it drives me mad, but I can't stop watching it

Does it? Oh. Ha. You're shit

p )

 

[satsuma]

erm, why does he have such a high pitched voice??

and why am i watching this???

 

[ChrisFilter]

and, would you believe it, person number 2 is an asylum seeker

 

[wiskey]

the only 2mins i've watched have involved a strange little man apparently squeaking and getting rather too enthusiatic about the fact he has a kitchen.

most odd.

not compelling.

off it goes

 

[ChrisFilter]

who hates gay people

 

[satsuma]

the only 2mins i've watched have involved a strange little man apparently squeaking and getting rather too enthusiatic about the fact he has a kitchen.

most odd.

not compelling.

off it goes

lol

...

 

[ChrisFilter]

it's too late.. I'm hooked already..

 

[satsuma]

his voice is really unnerving me :/

 

[wiskey]

oh dear

oh chris please get out before its too late, i've known you too long to see you do this to yourself!

 

[ChrisFilter]

oh sweet jesus.

 

[artfuldodger]

There has GOT to be violence in this house.

Fuck me Tarzan has just turned up!

 

[Barking_Mad]

Must........turn.....oooo...oooooovvv.....must turn.... ah bollocks I cant.

 

[Termite Man]

Chris I know it's hard but you must leave now . The pub is calling you . Either that or you should gouge your eyes out with a spoon to save sanity

 

[ChrisFilter]

i hate to say this, but these people could lead to quite an interesting programme.. i swear number 3 was a chimp.. number 4 seems quite interesting..

 

[ChrisFilter]

what an utter dick number 5 is.. 'i reckon I might be the most intelligent person ever'

 

[Barking_Mad]

He likes Busted, lets hope his nose gets the same treatment

 

[artfuldodger]

Bring on da laaaadies....i hope they scratch Marcos eyes out.

 

[ChrisFilter]

she seems a bit of a twat, but, er, ahem, eyecandy

 

[Barking_Mad]

Odds on Tarzan shagging the blonde?

 

[ChrisFilter]

i reckon mr intelligent reckons he's in there..

 

[ChrisFilter]

ah, the u75 entry fair play for her views etc, but jesus, chill out!

 

[ChrisFilter]

oh god, michelle could be my ex.. it was an interesting relationship.

not kero, i hasten to add!

 

[Barking_Mad]

Shell is lovely - I think Ill marry her.

 

[ChrisFilter]

she could be interesting..

 

[ChrisFilter]

and a transexual.. got that straight away.. sherlock holmes me