big brother 10

[redsnapper]

Has she done something nasty?

She's done fuck all, that's the thing. She just dicks around sniping about those she doesn't like or cosying up to sophie to talk about kris. Boring, she brings nothing to the house at all afaic except a shrieking, annoying noise.

 

[foo]

saw a bit of this last night, i'm quite fond of Halfwit now (partly that underdog thing again no doubt) his um...ahhh's etc. make me laugh now

i'd love to see twat bully Marcus and waste of space Kris out before him. and watch their faces as they realise Freddy is actually more popular than them.

 

[5t3IIa]

Remember the one, i think it was maxwell one, when he got evicted and all his cronies were like 'no mate it's not you. 'person not evicted' is shit. It's not you, they are shit mate' Those people were so disgusting it still makes me angry

 

[redsnapper]

Remember the one, i think it was maxwell one, when he got evicted and all his cronies were like 'no mate it's not you. 'person not evicted' is shit. It's not you, they are shit mate' Those people were so disgusting it still makes me angry

what does this mean? I've got no recollection of it. Which year was this?

 

[foo]

Remember the one, i think it was maxwell one, when he got evicted and all his cronies were like 'no mate it's not you. 'person not evicted' is shit. It's not you, they are shit mate' Those people were so disgusting it still makes me angry

what is this nonsense?

i don't understand your post missus.

 

[zit]

I like Karly. SHouldn't I? Has she done something nasty?

I like Karly's bum. Very much. But she is a nasty cow, even with that sexy tush.

 

[5t3IIa]

Don't worry fans! I will re-write that post when on a keyboard not posting on my fone in my bra on the sofa

 

[5t3IIa]

BB with Maxwell and Saskia and Anthony the 70's dancer (who won) and Craig who got Anthony drunk and tried to seduce him. Kemal and...and who did he end up snogging? Tiger? Tiga? Uhm...

Anyway - that one.

So Maxwell was up against Kemal (maybe, I can't remember exactly) and when Maxwell got evicted him and his cronies were proper shocked as they honestly thought they owned that house through bullying and indimidation and general shit behaviour. It was another example of me not understanding who votes cuz I was worried he would stay! But a nasty shit is a shit is a shit and all the voters thought so too, thank god.

Eviction night: Davinia: Maxwell! Cue from the shits and them saying "Ugh mate, that's well bad. He [Kemal] is nothing, don't worry about it. It's not you, it's him" and all this other bizarre shit that didn't make any real sense.

Ya get me?

 

[Pip]

Kinga my hero.

 

[5t3IIa]

Kinga my hero.

She was good

Do you understand what I'm trying to say though? Do you? Do you? Snaps n Foo has worried me now, the bastards

 

[Pip]

I understood the first post

Saskia and Maxwell were absolutely disgusting, I'd forgotten about them.

 

[redsnapper]

Kinga my hero.

She was good

No, what Pip's trying to say there (subtley, granted) is that she doesn't get you either

 

[5t3IIa]

I understood the first post

Saskia and Maxwell were absolutely disgusting, I'd forgotten about them.

They were both really big and physically intimidating too.

 

[pennimania]

Well I hope Kris will be toast tonight

next week I want Noirin out - detest the narcissistic twit. Talk about 'you wouldn't let it lie'

 

[5t3IIa]

Well I hope Kris will be toast tonight

next week I want Noirin out - detest the narcissistic twit. Talk about 'you wouldn't let it lie'

Did Siavash basically say 'Yeah I think this about you and I'm not the only one' but actually no one else had said anything?

Is that the crux of why he's in the shit now, and why Noz won't stop going on about it?

 

[Pip]

They were both really big and physically intimidating too.

Well they bought a house together then split up and had to carry on living with each other, glowering over the cornflakes so they got theirs, kind of.

BTW I didn't realise until today, but Kemal and Siavash remind me of two of my best friends

 

[Sadken]

Did Siavash basically say 'Yeah I think this about you and I'm not the only one' but actually no one else had said anything?

Is that the crux of why he's in the shit now, and why Noz won't stop going on about it?

Yeah, basically.

I haven't seen anyone slag her off but for some reason kris and Karly got named. I dunno...it seemed like he was talking about their attitude rather than anything they'd specifically said but he got shat all over basically.

I like Siavash the most out of everyone in there but, let's be honest, he's far, far from being classic BB. None of them in there are, really. Even Freddie is an annoying prick who none of us would ever want to talk to in real life rather than a classic character like Pete Bennett, Brian Dowling etc.

 

[Pip]

I like Siavash the most out of everyone in there but, let's be honest, he's far, far from being classic BB. None of them in there are, really. Even Freddie is an annoying prick who none of us would ever want to talk to in real life rather than a classic character like Pete Bennett, Brian Dowling etc.

...Nicky Grahame. I hear you Ken.

 

[5t3IIa]

This is going to be another one where we don't remember anything about them after a year. Freddie? Yeah, Freddie - you know the massively posh twat one who ended up getting drunk and making a pass at the gay Geordie one and falling into a pan of boiling pasta? Him? Remember?

 

[Sadken]

...Nicky Grahame. I hear you Ken.

My facebook mate Nikki, yeah. Looking back, with her and Pete in the same house, BB was really spoiling us. I'd kill for a Charley Uchea right about now.

 

[Sadken]

This is going to be another one where we don't remember anything about them after a year. Freddie? Yeah, Freddie - you know the massively posh twat one who ended up getting drunk and making a pass at the gay Geordie one and falling into a pan of boiling pasta? Him? Remember?

Yeah, it's not quite "the year that that Cameron bloke won it" but it ain't great considering the show is meant to be fighting for its life.

 

[Pip]

Isn't it the last year anyway? It's basically in a hospice, waiting for the inevitable end, too piss soaked and depressing for all but it's most dedicated relatives to bother visiting.

 

[kyser_soze]

Isn't it the last year anyway? It's basically in a hospice, waiting for the inevitable end, too piss soaked and depressing for all but it's most dedicated relatives to bother visiting.

That would be interesting. Set it in a hospice, and the public vote on who gets euthenised at the end of each week...

 

[5t3IIa]

After all the bullying and nigger stuff it's really on it's arse trying to get the right sort of people I think.

This lot are probably somewhat like the first year - sorta boring but toally fascinating because it was all new. I mean, they are clearly nothing like them at all but they are safe in a similar way, iyswim.

 

[Sadken]

Isn't it the last year anyway? It's basically in a hospice, waiting for the inevitable end, too piss soaked and depressing for all but it's most dedicated relatives to bother visiting.

Nah, it's confirmed for next year as well. Would seem a bit odd to end on series 11 though. Personally I think they're mental if they kill it off - it can't cost all that much to make, can it? Once the initial outlay on the house is done, which you can scale back or get freebies for etc. The sponsorship alone probably pays for that, I reckon so everything else - the phone calls, texts and ads during the show are all on top.

Pure speculation on my part but it just seems like an easy show for them to have and Channel 4 is well used to getting 2 mil or so viewers. In fact, Brookie only used to get about 3 mil and that was pre-net and brilliant games consoles, mega Sky etc.

 

[kyser_soze]

it can't cost all that much to make, can it?

Building the house; having a crew of about 80 people on rotation 24/7 for 11 weeks, security etc. Reality shows llike BB and IACGMOOH are expensive productions mate...

 

[5t3IIa]

I thought it was drawing to a 'dignified' close after the next one and we all knew that?

 

[Sadken]

Building the house; having a crew of about 80 people on rotation 24/7 for 11 weeks, security etc. Reality shows llike BB and IACGMOOH are expensive productions mate...

I suppose...Do you think they're loss making though? I mean a lot of the production crew is probably runners and what have you isn't it? I really don't know too much about this so I'm really firing out statements to be shot down or supported by someone who does.

 

[Sadken]

I thought it was drawing to a 'dignified' close after the next one and we all knew that?

First summer after it's gone, we'll all be crying out for it to come back. It stands or falls on the quality of the housemates so it could be as good or as bad as they are in any given year.

 

[kyser_soze]

I suppose...Do you think they're loss making though? I mean a lot of the production crew is probably runners and what have you isn't it? I really don't know too much about this so I'm really firing out statements to be shot down or supported by someone who does.

A couple of years ago C5 attempted to do a meta-reality show which pretty much aped the BB format, featuring ex-BB and other RT 'stars', especially the controversial ones.

It was supposed to last 10 weeks, it lasted about 15 days IIRC because it got no viewers, and had been very expensive to set up and run.

It's a popular myth that reality shows of the BB type are cheap telly - they aren't, they're pretty costly (not as costly as Big Drama tho), and are almost wholly reliant on the voting system to cover costs and make money.

Cheap as chips formats - talent shows, clips collections.