big brother 10

[Sadken]

"Mr Kabbes, I think you so wonderful, you know that? Like a flower with penis"

 

[kabbes]

I can tell you that my Dad had to have so many talks with him about the way that he spoke to women that my mum would only have to threaten Sree that she would go get my Dad for him to shriek, "No more talks! No more talks! I will behave!"

And then he would behave. For a few hours or so.

 

[Sadken]

A bit like the Fritzl set up then?

 

[kabbes]

 

[kabbes]

Come to think of it, I'm not sure that I've pointed out that my parents own a dance company and they know Sree because he attends their events. I'm pretty sure that this is vital knowledge to understand anything I'm talking about.

 

[Sadken]

It's hilarious knowledge that can be exploited for lols in the future, mate - that is the important thing.

 

[Orangesanlemons]

I hope Angel does a moonwalk out of the house tonight like she did on the way in, it'd be fucking great.

*stunned silence*

"Vat? Vat?"

 

[kyser_soze]

A bit like the Fritzl set up then?

That would be an excellent addition to the BB House. A secret Fritzl door...

 

[5t3IIa]

I can tell you that my Dad had to have so many talks with him about the way that he spoke to women that my mum would only have to threaten Sree that she would go get my Dad for him to shriek, "No more talks! No more talks! I will behave!"

And then he would behave. For a few hours or so.

That's beautiful

I hope Angel does a moonwalk out of the house tonight like she did on the way in, it'd be fucking great.

*stunned silence*

"Vat? Vat?"

So vat?

 

[Sadken]

I should've been able to come up with something by now. Drink is killing me.

 

[tar1984]

I have happily never watched this one and dont know who any of the constants are.

Rendering this post pointless, but still.

 

[5t3IIa]

I have happily never watched this one and dont know who any of the constants are.

Rendering this post pointless, but still.

Constants? Careful now, you don't want to go misutilising mathmatical terms and upsetting the Kabbes

 

[kabbes]

Quite right. They're not constants, they're variables.

 

[5t3IIa]

Tar owned. Shame he won't be back in this thread until late-July to tell us how awful it all is

 

[Sadken]

Tar whut?

 

[tar1984]

how could i know how awful it is without watching it?

 

[tar1984]

Tar whut?

Yeah I got "owned" at some point. I wasn't sure where or when so i didn't really want to bring it up.

 

[5t3IIa]

No beefs

 

[Orangesanlemons]

I have happily never watched this one and dont know who any of the constants are.

Rendering this post pointless, but still.

That's a brilliant post even without the typo imo.

 

[Sadken]

Stella said knock you out!

 

[tar1984]

Oh I get it now - i said constants instead of contestants. ffs!

 

[tar1984]

No beefs

Its cool homie.

 

[Sadken]

We could have a party to celebrate the quashing of the beef?

 

[5t3IIa]

Its cool homie.

 

[Sadken]

*puts on "I want you back" by the Jackson 5 and we all cry and dance.

 

[Strumpet]

What the flicking shit is Marcus on!?!
Men can smell when a woman hasn't had "it" for a while n needs a good seeing to apparently.

 

[tommers]

What the flicking shit is Marcus on!?!
Men can smell when a woman hasn't had "it" for a while n needs a good seeing to apparently.

didn't you know about that? It's the last male secret.

Freddie has really impressed me tonight.

"yes, you're entitled to your opinions, but they don't follow from what you said"

 

[tommers]

and tobyjug has really let herself down. We're seeing the real tobyjug now.

 

[5t3IIa]

Who got evicted? Wtf is going on in this thread? Is everyone still moonwalking at Liverpool St? Wtff?!

 

[Pip]

Who got evicted? Wtf is going on in this thread? Is everyone still moonwalking at Liverpool St? Wtff?!

It's not got that far yet! It's blatantly going to be Angel though, which is a pity because Halfwit's proper been pissing me off.

As for the thread, I knew the amateurs couldn't hack the slog