big brother 10

[Ranbay]

Them adverts make me want to cut myself.

 

[Tank Girl]

the lucozade ones? they're so shit!

 

[Ranbay]

yeah

 

[Sadken]

Ok, break in Rushmore - what's the 411?

 

[Ranbay]

I have cava

 

[Sadken]

come on, B0B! It's me! You'll tell old me what's going on, won't you?

 

[Ranbay]

to be honest the same as all week, you missed nothing orther then one of them licking the side of the blondes boob.

 

[Sadken]

Yeah, which one was that then?

 

[Strumpet]

Noireen.

......and Sree licking/sucking Marcus' nipple *gag*

 

[Ranbay]

now they are picking on halfwit

 

[Sadken]

Wow, I can't believe you told me! I strayed and you guys welcomed be right back in like it was already in the past. You must really care for me.

 

[Ranbay]

Yeah, which one was that then?

Irish bint

 

[Ranbay]

yeah well i have seen rushmore before init.

 

[Strumpet]

Wow, I can't believe you told me! I strayed and you guys welcomed be right back in like it was already in the past. You must really care for me.

Like an annoying little brother

 

[Tank Girl]

and all sorts of bad shit happens to little brothers

 

[Sadken]

awwwwwww! Everyone imagine they're hugging me.

 

[Tank Girl]

I used to hang my little brother out the window by his feet, not hug him!

 

[Strumpet]

I never had one but if I did I'd SO do that too Tanky

 

[Sadken]

I'm 5"7, weigh about 11 stone or so, you reckon you got the chops I'm yours to take a shot at. You probably will win.

 

[Strumpet]

I reckon both of us could take you, kenneth.

 

[Sadken]

I'm standing right here!

 

[Tank Girl]

I never had one but if I did I'd SO do that too Tanky

I was trying to be helpful, he needed fresh air as he was having an asthma attack due to our fighting

ken, I'd probably drop you, but I doubt a bump to the head would do you too much harm

 

[Sadken]

It's already way past that point, yes.

 

[Looby]

I was trying to be helpful, he needed fresh air as he was having an asthma attack due to our fighting

 

[Tank Girl]

3 sleeps sparklefish!!!

 

[Ranbay]

3 sleeps till Glasto

who will text me updates?

 

[Looby]

3 sleeps sparklefish!!!

I know! I'm so excited now, just 1 day left at work.

 

[Tank Girl]

I've been in the pub this evening with tarannau and lizardqueen, getting excited about glastonbury but I've got two days left at work and the thought of driving for the first time in four years to work through

 

[Tank Girl]

3 sleeps till Glasto

who will text me updates?

you don't want to wear your battery down with bb updates

 

[Ranbay]

i have 3 phones and spare batterys

plus you can i only ever turn my phone on every few hours as you never get a fucking singnal anyway