big brother 10

[kained&able]

mo mo ain't going to be on it so who gives a flying fuck, yo!

actually even with him on i didn't watch any of it.


dave

 

[beesonthewhatnow]

It is now possible to be immunised against Big Brother watching. Simply read Snowball In Hell by Christopher Brookmyre and you'll never even contemplate watching it again.

Ooooh, is that a new one?

<heads off to amazon>

 

[zoooo]

It is now possible to be immunised against Big Brother watching. Simply read Snowball In Hell by Christopher Brookmyre and you'll never even contemplate watching it again.

How does it make you feel like that?
I read (for my sins) the Ben Elton book set in the BB house. It was rubbish.

 

[Strumpet]

"Bonner"
"Bonnie?"
"Yeah Bonner"

LMAO

 

[Vintage Paw]

Any rumours in any of the papers or mags yet folks?
And where the hell is o&ls?

 

[harpo]

It is now possible to be immunised against Big Brother watching. Simply read Snowball In Hell by Christopher Brookmyre and you'll never even contemplate watching it again.

Not forgetting Dead Set



http://www.e4.com/deadset/

 

[Strumpet]

Any rumours in any of the papers or mags yet folks?
And where the hell is o&ls?

Heard possibly 2 Miss Uk's (or some such title) might be going in.
If so I hope they're entertaining and not just eye candy. Don't mind some of that and there better be some male candy too! Just nice if they have some....personality too.

Ain't the same with ole O&L's eh!

 

[Vintage Paw]

Heard possibly 2 Miss Uk's (or some such title) might be going in.
If so I hope they're entertaining and not just eye candy. Don't mind some of that and there better be some male candy too! Just nice if they have some....personality too.

Ain't the same with ole O&L's eh!

I was hoping for some pre-show tip-offs. Not that I ever actually place a bet, but dammit Janet, it's fun to see the little cottage industry that is thrown up around the show

How is he after his whole operation/leg hell of last year? Anyone know?

 

[Looby]

Omg, 1 fucking sleep.

That quiz last night was shit. It should have been presented by Jimmy Carr or someone like that not Davina. She was trying to be bitchy and funny and it didn't work. I'm not holding out much hope for BBBM.

 

[starfish]

I heard from a very reliable source that Susan Boyle is going to be put into the house in the 2nd week.

 

[ericjarvis]

Ooooh, is that a new one?

<heads off to amazon>

Just came out in paperback.

How does it make you feel like that?
I read (for my sins) the Ben Elton book set in the BB house. It was rubbish.

Put it this way. Public embarrassment and general notoriety are not the worst things that could possibly happen to somebody. Basically the book pushes the idea of celebrity voyeurism further along every chapter, leaving the reader little choice but see the extremes as having the same sort of appeal as current reality TV shows. It also has a rather neat love story, a good dose of psychological thriller, and some belly laughs.

 

[zoooo]

Put it this way. Public embarrassment and general notoriety are not the worst things that could possibly happen to somebody. Basically the book pushes the idea of celebrity voyeurism further along every chapter, leaving the reader little choice but see the extremes as having the same sort of appeal as current reality TV shows. It also has a rather neat love story, a good dose of psychological thriller, and some belly laughs.

Oooh, fun!
*buys*

 

[Guineveretoo]

I am busy tomorrow, so I will miss the launch show. The following is probably what I would have typed if I had seen the show:

Well, what a bunch of twits they have put in this year. Where do they get these freaks from? Did you see the token "normal" person? What a load of rubbish this is! All the girls are wearing far too much makeup! How come there is no live feed - that's dreadful.

There - that should keep me going for a while.

 

[cliche guevara]

I might watch it this year, because slagging it off has become so passé.

 

[Guineveretoo]

I always watch it (well, apart from the first one), and I always slag it off, too

It's fun.

 

[Pip]

Put it this way, the prospect of missing out on BB chat has made me realise I need to reintroduce a telly into my life.

 

[Orangesanlemons]

I was hoping for some pre-show tip-offs. Not that I ever actually place a bet, but dammit Janet, it's fun to see the little cottage industry that is thrown up around the show

How is he after his whole operation/leg hell of last year? Anyone know?

I'm still around and posting, just tend not to get as involved as I used to. Things change. But the game is the game. There'll still be the occasional *oddsflash!*

It was an arm hell too btw, it's everyone else on Urban who's had the leg hell. Still very much a work in progress. Me and a mountain bike vs a taxi van with a blind driver. I didn't win.

The good stuff normally only arrives the day of the first show, but I'll have a look now. You never know...

 

[Orangesanlemons]

Ok, just had a look. Not that much from anyone credible yet.

1) The diary room and chair look a bit rubbish.
2) The format for the first few days and evictions seems to be doing the rounds (here, for example) and looks to be accurate. We'll see.

 

[dodgepot]

Put it this way, the prospect of missing out on BB chat has made me realise I need to reintroduce a telly into my life.

 

[foo]

god that quiz was embarrassing...when the panelists weren't talking, they looked bored to tears.

stick to presenting BB Davina. only BB. never ever try anything else cos you're shit.

it was good seeing princess Nicky again though, glad to see she hasn't changed a bit.

 

[electrogirl]

Davina is shit on BB aswell, she spoils my enjoyment of the live shows with her over animated face.

Is that long-legger still doing BBLB? Zazu got fired didn't she..?

 

[DotCommunist]

urgh, the annual vacuity-fest rolls into town once more.

is ever-preggers Davina still doing the show?

 

[electrogirl]

could you try and be more predictable please? thanks.

 

[Tank Girl]

no more sleeps

Davina is shit on BB aswell, she spoils my enjoyment of the live shows with her over animated face.

Is that long-legger still doing BBLB? Zazu got fired didn't she..?

yeah zezi, got the push, gorgeous twatface george is back.

and yeah, totally agree about davina and her gurny face and her really crap shots at being funny. SHUT UP NOW. yes, now please davina.

anyway... you are live on channel four, do not say fuck or bollocks

 

[foo]

Davina is shit on BB aswell, she spoils my enjoyment of the live shows with her over animated face.

Is that long-legger still doing BBLB? Zazu got fired didn't she..?

i know what you mean leccy (spesh about her stupid face pulling) but i can't actually imagine BB being hosted by anyone else...

except possibly Mr Brand.

when she did that 'joke' about tossing off an elephant...jesus i was embarrassed for her. she is a grade A twat.

 

[foo]

is ever-preggers Davina still doing the show?

she's having quadruplets this year!!

 

[Miss Potter]

apparently there will no no housemates for the first couple of days.

Oh no it sounds tedious already - cold porridge and no beds why can't they think of something original?

 

[fogbat]

she's having quadruplets this year!!

They're all due to burst from her abdomen, Alien-style, during the final

 

[foo]

sweet!

splattered babies.

 

[Tank Girl]

here we go