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kabbes said:
Apparently when my parents first met Sree, he couldn't speak English brilliantly and the English he knew was basically all learnt from porn films. He went round talking to women like it was a porn film. Including my mum.

My parents sorted this out a bit. And then he went on to become... sexual harrassment officer for his university.

And then he had to actually deal with a sexual harassment claim. And lo and behold... it was against him.
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Great stuff! More please. :D

I REFUSE to believe that Sree would ever find himself on the end of a sexual harassment claim. Not with (reposted tbf) dancing moves like :cool:
 
Seriously, how old is that bloke? How many hundreds of women must he already've failed with? How is he not seeing that she's absolutely rigid when he's feeling her up?
 
Orangesanlemons said:
For some reason I find Halfwit's needy, pleady wandering hands a lot more disturbing than Sree's inept sleazing.
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Me too.


I go from thinking he is a horrible little letch to feeling sorry for him as I think he isn't understanding half of what's going on (or is that his gameplan:hmm:) and looks like a fish out of water. Sree that is.
 
''Doesn't mean you fuck your mother. Means you fuck other people's mothers. Means you're a player''

Sheer class. Kris should win the whole thing based on that wit.
 
Oh I'm not sure Sophie has made up her mind yet. She has cuddled with Half Wit and showered with Cairon as well as stroking Kris.
 
Strumpet said:
Oh I'm not sure Sophie has made up her mind yet. She has cuddled with Half Wit and showered with Cairon as well as stroking Kris.
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She's just keeping her options open :cool:

Sophiaaaaaaarrrrrggggghhhhh is a twat, why did I say I liked her?
 
Strumpet said:
I go from thinking he is a horrible little letch to feeling sorry for him as I think he isn't understanding half of what's going on (or is that his gameplan:hmm:) and looks like a fish out of water. Sree that is.
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Hes not being even the slighest bit genuine, its ridiculous. Even the way he speaks in the diary room, he is so fake its unbelievable. Is it me or do all Presidents of Students Unions tend to be idiots with massive egos that no one actually likes?

If I ever met anyone who behaved like that id honestly pull them to one side and say 'Mate, drop the act or fuck off?'.

Sree wouldnt last 5 mintues in Liverpool (my town), people like him are clocked almost instantly.
 
kyser_soze said:
Fuck off - you'd be slavering over a pair like that in front of you 24/7 :p
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Ha! Not necessarily though. I certainly wouldn't be slavering over some orange, shaven-chested, pumped up Chippendale type. (If indeed that is the male version of her. I think it is.)
 
Hi, I went out last night so can someone confirmed who is up for eviction? I see O&L posted a page back but I'd have to count them :rolleyes:
 
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