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anyone care to fill me in with a synopsis of this thread?

Itss nearly 1000 pages long and I'll be fucked if I'm gonna trawl through that lot
 
Yeah oddball!

Also, you cannot have a summary, the big brother thread is far too complex and multi layered an that to be summarised.

Just watch it ffs.

The tags are a good inication though.
 
I think we should report you to the moderators for Urbans impersonations libel or whatever the legal jargon is. This is clearly a deadly serious matter for some people and here you are wittering about chocolate wellies.
:mad:
 
They're dunking biscuits to decide housemates, apparently:

"Seven non-housemates, four guaranteed housemate places. Sounds like it's time for Big Brother to unveil another task for those highly contested slots.
Enter Big Brother's Dunk Off. Sounds painful doesn't it? Don't worry, it's just a a simple test of bravery, steaming tea and soggy biscuits.
One by one the non-housemates will be called to the Diary Room today. Before them will be a mug of tea and tray of biscuits. But it's not elevenses. Each non-housemate will have to choose a biscuit weapon - bourbon, custard cream or chocolate digestive - and dunk it in the tea for as long as they think the biscuit can stand it. Big Brother will record the dunking time, but it will only count if the biscuit retains it's orignal structure for five seconds after dunking. If the biscuit stands it, the non-housemate with the longest dunking time will win.
Sophia revealed this task to the rest of the non-housemates, who gathered around desperate to know how they could guarantee their passage to housematedom.
"That is fair and square," nodded Siavash, on hearing the task. They all seemed to be in agreement about that one.
So which clever cookie will win the dunk off? And which dregs will be left?"

That is one cheap task.
 
Did anyone watch the Russell Brand big brother compilation thing?

It is brilliant :D

It really made me think about what my fave year was, makosi year was pretty fucking awesome.
 
Yes! Is it old then?

It made me think I sometimes would like to see whole series all over again.

Wow.:(

Well I think so. Don't know when it was last on though.
He was very cute with that little Hawaiian (or wherever he was) baby.

The entire Craig/Anthony relationship was hilarious and very very watchable. (well except the bits when I had to turn away from the screen due to extreme cringing.)
 
Yes! Craig and Anthony! That's what made me favour that series. That stalkerism was proper carcrash, and I'd kind of forgotten about it.
 
Craig and Ant' knee were a class double act. I'll never forget Craig's face when BB made him wear a Myra Hindley wig for a task. :cool:

Cairon is the last of the wannabes to make official housemate status. The rest go up for the public vote on sunday.
 
Craig and Ant' knee were a class double act. I'll never forget Craig's face when BB made him wear a Myra Hindley wig for a task. :cool:

Cairon is the last of the wannabes to make official housemate status. The rest go up for the public vote on sunday.

So who isn't a housemate? Will the public vote determine who stays in or what? It seems really arse over tit :hmm:
 
So who isn't a housemate? Will the public vote determine who stays in or what? It seems really arse over tit :hmm:

"Angel, Beinazir, Marcus, Siavash, Sophia and Sree will face the public vote on Sunday".

Not sure how many are going, probably just the one or two. In a positive vote I think they'd all be in trouble except Sophia. Beinazir to go probably, seeing as she's had no airtime and doesn't seem to speak much.
 
I thought Beinazir looked like she might be fun on the first night. I haven't exactly seen much since then though.
Sophia seems quite entertaining too.

The others I wouldn't miss. Especially Sree. He seems creepy.
 
their little speed dating session was quite fun last night. the bit i saw of it... noone could chat to sophia, cus she couldn't stop giggling long enough :D
 
Heh I thought dodgepot would be posting that! :D

Love Guru is losing his patience, uh oh. And Marcus :eek:

HalfWit seems so......appropriate somehow.







Speed dating?
 
ooh could sophia be a bit of a stirry one? :hmm:

and marcus - "some of those cat biscuits are fucking delicious! not the tuna ones, though"
 
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