big brother 10

[electrogirl]

I forgotten who is asian and who is just really faketanned.

 

[Sadken]

terrible chair!

 

[Balbi]

Dodgers might try and get me

Wodewigo is amazing

 

[Tank Girl]

what a rubbish chair!!

 

[Sadken]

I forgotten who is asian and who is just really faketanned.

2nd racist scare tonight

 

[DRINK?]

"This published list is incorrect.

I can confirm the list of contestants in full:-

Jane F*ckknickers - "What can I say? I'm sassy, I speak my mind, I don't suffer fools gladly and I am gobby. I'm always up for a laugh. The other people in the house won't know what has hit them when I get in there as I am going to stir up trouble!"

Dick Dysentry - "I'm Dick, I'm from Manchester and I am chiched gay man who has 120 friends on BeBo that are all girls. I'm a good listener and I like make up and picking bird shit off the bonnet of cars."

Dwayne Dogtoffee - "My name is Dwayne Dogtoffee - aka - my rap name which is Physics. I dunt be takin nah shit off none of these housemates innit. I've just got so many lyrics - and I want a career in music -ya get me?"

Wendy Skankcustard - "I'M WENDY - I SQUEAL ALL THE TIME AND SHRIEK. I'M REALLY BUBBLY. I WILL CHEER EVERYONE UP. I'M QUIRKY AND WEAR CLOTHES MADE OUT OF CLING FILM AND I LIVE IN A CARAVAN. ALSO I'M SCARED OF BIROS! HEEE HEEE!!"

Billy Bollockache - "I'm Billy - I'm 25 - from London - and I work in IT, and I live life TO THE MAXX! I really 'ave it every weekend with all my c*ntish mates as we get turned away from Movida and end up in Tiger Tiger. I'm just going in the house to get laid as all the women will love me."

There will no doubt be somebody with two heads, conjoined twins or a man with 3 tongues in the mix too who "Really just wants to bring awareness to my condition so people don't shout "Oi! You f*ck ugly 3 tongued bucket of piss!" in the street at me."

Tick them off as they go in..total bilge


Tragic fame-hungry disposable f*ckwits all. Would love to see a Rambo-style finish to the series with the entire sorry cast being hit with a volley from an RPG-7 with Davina first in line"

 

[electrogirl]

WTF is going on with the diary room?! It looks like I designed it.

 

[zit]

Wouldn't say no to a 3-way with Sopie and Karly.

 

[Balbi]

The bloke with the poorest english gets told

 

[5t3IIa]

The 2 blonde girls are the same person in my brain.

Aren't there 3? or are they moving about too quickly?

 

[Sadken]

Sorry, no time to read it, Drink? This thread moves fast!

 

[citygirl]

dill's a girl???

i'm genuinely shocked *faints* *then faints again*

 

[Sootysoots]

He is so adorable!

 

[electrogirl]

2nd racist scare tonight

BB brings out the bigot in all of us. well, me.

 

[Balbi]

AHAHAHAHAHAH.

Excellent.

 

[Tank Girl]

WTF is going on with the diary room?! It looks like I designed it.

fucking shite innit!

 

[electrogirl]

His cute little face!

BRILLIANT TASK.

 

[Vintage Paw]

Apparently the chair costs £6K. It's a 'squint' chair, whatever the fuck one of those is.

 

[Sadken]

Wouldn't say no to a 3-way with Sopie and Karly.

It's not that kind of thread

 

[Tank Girl]

LOL at this task

 

[Vintage Paw]

dill's a girl???

i'm genuinely shocked *faints* *then faints again*

Always been a mysterious, cheeky fucker, has old Dill.

 

[5t3IIa]

Apparently the chair costs £6K. It's a 'squint' chair, whatever the fuck one of those is.

They usually like to ALL sit on it but it's got sticky up bits

 

[Orangesanlemons]

He looks like the lovechild of Torres and Ronaldo. Very weird.

 

[Balbi]

I've done this task myself at many house parties

 

[citygirl]

haha. well blow me down with a fucking feather dill's a girl!

 

[Sadken]

Always been a mysterious, cheeky fucker, has old Dill.

Did she sort everything out with work?

 

[Sootysoots]

Quality! Well there goes my summer.

 

[electrogirl]

I want to touch that boy he is so cute.

 

[Saffy]

Brilliant task

For the foreseeable future?!

 

[Sadken]

I want to touch that boy he is so cute.

It's not that kind of thread