big brother 10
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I know but the bitching is kinda entertaining if it kicks off. Hira just contributes nothing, bless. OUT!
when you think about it last years winner.. ms. thingymajig.. did very little too..
To be fair hira comes across as a nice girl.. she was quite entertaining doing her 'turn'.. i think she's a grower...
i would like rodrigo to get the boot...
paulhackett
voiced by strother martin
Maybe everyone is too shocked to post after Marcus was talking about all those wives having sex with their husbands but imagining it was him.. 
DJ Squelch
King Of Insides
I'll be surprised if they even bother to interview Hira when she's evicted.
Orang Utan
Psychick Worrier Ov Geyoor
i want to punch that 'comedian' in the sponshorship links
Oh God, so much. Also, there are still probably over a hundred of those fucking Lucozade adverts left.
Strumpet
gypsy girl
Maybe everyone is too shocked to post after Marcus was talking about all those wives having sex with their husbands but imagining it was him..
Just about recovering now...........omfg......*voms*
Orangesanlemons
Inamorati Anonymous
"Having a good old strum over a picture of the good old dark horse!"
1) Refers to himself in the third person, 2) Uses his self-appointed nickname that no-one else uses, and 3) Projects his own unlikely masturbatory fantasies onto the poor viewer, all in a mere 14 word sentence?
Absolutely legendary.
1) Refers to himself in the third person, 2) Uses his self-appointed nickname that no-one else uses, and 3) Projects his own unlikely masturbatory fantasies onto the poor viewer, all in a mere 14 word sentence?
Absolutely legendary.
i don't think just a punch - or even many punches - would be enough to satisfy my hate for him.
"Having a good old strum over a picture of the good old dark horse!"
1) Refers to himself in the third person, 2) Uses his self-appointed nickname that no-one else uses, and 3) Projects his own unlikely masturbatory fantasies onto the poor viewer, all in a mere 14 word sentence?
Absolutely legendary.
Very much so
GarfieldLeChat
fucking awesome but wrong
the housemates with the least votes will go on fridays eviction...
so it's gonna be a double eviction then... is it?
so it's gonna be a double eviction then... is it?
100% masahiko
i is a professor and is magical like totoro
Bea or Lisa to go.
Dave is an idiot. He looks like he smells of sweat and piss too.
Dave is an idiot. He looks like he smells of sweat and piss too.
D'wards
IT'S YOUR DECISION DANIEL
Some people might like actually Bea though, dunno who would like Lisa, surely most "butch" lesbians must think she gives them a bad name. (not being offensive, i just know that in shows like x factor, eurovision etc nepotism is rife, so it could be suggested that some lesbians may support her cos she is a proud one of their kind *draws breath*).
I am gonna say Hira will be out - she takes up approx 0.05% of the airtime - a lot of casual viewers will say "who?" when her name comes up.
Looby
Well-Known Member
He really reminds me of a woman I work with. She wears mickey mouse jumpers and las vegas fleeces.
D'wards
IT'S YOUR DECISION DANIEL
He really reminds me of a woman I work with. She wears mickey mouse jumpers and las vegas fleeces.
I love a themed fleece, or bomber jacket.
I was in Leicester square once and i saw a whole family that had bomber jackets of varying sizes that said on the back "Tony Rich & Majesty" and Majesty was all stylised and sweeping and took up half the back.
I sometimes have trouble remembering my own address, but i have nevcer forgotten Tony Rich and Majesty, 10 years on.
wtfftw
melting like a toastie
Maybe everyone is too shocked to post after Marcus was talking about all those wives having sex with their husbands but imagining it was him..
Yeah christ!Just about recovering now...........omfg......*voms*
My bloke was laughing at my face. I'm not sure when we'll next be able to have sex. Oh no. And now I can see his got the cream face.
5t3IIa
Registered User
Imagine his O FACE drag0n! HIS O FACE!
Oooh imagine his face as he O's then slumps against your breast and goes 'Ooooooh wooooooooow no wooooow that's waaas ammaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaziiiiiiiiiing' and give you a little bumfluffy peck on the cheek 'Would you, wow no though, would you like a tissue?'
Oooh imagine his face as he O's then slumps against your breast and goes 'Ooooooh wooooooooow no wooooow that's waaas ammaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaziiiiiiiiiing' and give you a little bumfluffy peck on the cheek 'Would you, wow no though, would you like a tissue?'
D'wards
IT'S YOUR DECISION DANIEL
Then he'd vomit and come up smiling "Yah, wow, that was like, wow, yeah...yeeeeaahhhhhh........i feel a strange conflict in my head now"
5t3IIa
Registered User
D'wards
IT'S YOUR DECISION DANIEL
is fixed for trying to make drag0n sick
Even better if he said "Yeah, amazing, let me clean you up, yah, wow" and proceeded to lovingly dab at various fluids all over her body with a damp towel whilst serenading her with a soft "Summertime, an its all about outdoor sex, do be do be doo do, DO BE BEE DOO BO DOO DOO"
D'wards
IT'S YOUR DECISION DANIEL
Mind you, would you rather that than Marcus angrily thrusting away with all his might, his sideburns scratching your cheek, his breath in your face, sweat dripping from his forehead onto yours, all the time requesting in a sinister whisper "Call me the irrepressible dark horse, call me the irrepressible dark horse.....no no no, not AN irrepressible dark horse, THE irrepresible dark horse".
As a striaght man, the only BB contestant i do not find the sex face of repellant is Rodrigo - not much analysis needed there, he is a sweet girl, that boy.
As a striaght man, the only BB contestant i do not find the sex face of repellant is Rodrigo - not much analysis needed there, he is a sweet girl, that boy.
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