big brother 10

[Orangesanlemons]

Marcus had a bit of an odd night last night.
He tried to have a crafty wank under a duvet in one of the loos until interrupted by BB (on live feed you could clearly hear him shout "OH FOR FUCKS SAKE!!!" from the toilet when called into the diary room. ).
Then he went a bit mad to Rodrigo and Charlie, going on about strange things that happen at night when the others are asleep with a demonic-looking grin on his face.
Then he pulled another duvet over himself and went doolalley in the garden, wandering around for ages looking like a fat sad ghost. Very odd behaviour.

Imo it's only a matter of time before he starts building a Koresh-style compound in the garden made of duvets, soiled tissues and tears of unrequited lust. If he starts muttering about seven seals, start to worry...

 

[5t3IIa]

Lols



Doesn't it mean if you put £6 on, you'll get £4 back (plus your stake)? Meaning she's favourite to go?

Noooo. If you put £5 on you get...uhm....you get £5x6 Or something else...plus your original stake.....I don't know

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[Pieface]

What a plum. I'm starting to like him again.

I am the most fickle person

 

[Tank Girl]

I deffo don't want marcus to go, he's good fun to watch.

NOIRIN OUT!!!

 

[D'wards]

 

[5t3IIa]

Surely she'll be out by a landslide? The DigSpy lot don't like women who step out of line do they? And they are the ones that vote? Aren't they?*


* I've said before I am notoriously bad at predicting this stuff

 

[xes]

hasn't this ended yet?

 

[Tank Girl]

yes xes, it finished ages ago, but we've decided to keep talking about it.

 

[Pieface]

yes.

Are you joining in xes? You should join in.

 

[5t3IIa]

I want to see a pic of xes at 5.5 stone tbh

 

[AKA pseudonym]

Noooo. If you put £5 on you get...uhm....you get £5x6 Or something else...plus your original stake.....I don't know

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Pips right...

Doesn't it mean if you put £6 on, you'll get £4 back (plus your stake)? Meaning she's favourite to go?

loving dark horses site...
how was that found?

 

[Sadken]

Nice.

 

[xes]

I want to see a pic of xes at 5.5 stone tbh

I was too skinny for the camera lense to capture me

And join in with a B B thread? naah, I'll just scoff from the sidelines, taa

 

[100% masahiko]

Marcus is so heavy metal!! C'mon, give him some slack - he's so Manowar. Behind all that lard and weird haircut, he's just a geek (not a bad thing at all).

 

[pengaleng]

marcus NEEDS to die.

 

[100% masahiko]

marcus NEEDS to die.

And Sree needs lessons on how to kill himself.

 

[Sadken]

Marcus is so heavy metal!! C'mon, give him some slack - he's so Manowar. Behind all that lard and weird haircut, he's just a geek (not a bad thing at all).

I have to say that his website is so completely ludicrous that I've now come round to this way of thinking. I've bookmarked it to and just know it's a site I'll still be checking in about 5 years' time.

E2A - Jeremy Spake off of Airport's site is rubbish though. Not at all lacking in self-awareness. Though you can hire him for parties.

 

[Strumpet]

I'm off to that website right now.

I will only join a FB Siavash Fanpage if Tanky, Strumps, Ken, Pip, EG and Foo make one.

I think I'm going to have to ignore the bad stuff about him, I can't cope.

Me too

lol ken, there's someone slower than you

I deffo don't want marcus to go, he's good fun to watch.
NOIRIN OUT!!!

Same here. And put her ex in!! He can chat with Marcus and Siavash and find out what she is really like then dump her so she has no one!
I feel mean saying that but....she HURT SIAVASH

D'wards - that photo I'm NOT quoting upset me so much I could only eat half a fresh french bread stick (the long ones) with loads of salt welsh butter....and 2 malteasers....

 

[Sadken]

Noirin's ex seems like a complete and total dickbrain, I've scoped him out online rather than do my revision but there is every chance he might come up in my exam so I am fine with myself.

 

[Pieface]

Is that what you tell yourself every time you check the internet instead of revising?!

"It'll be in my exam. I study at the University of Life "

 

[Sadken]

Is that what you tell yourself every time you check the internet instead of revising?!

"It'll be in my exam. I study at the University of Life "

Listen, after they threw me that "Who did Michelle Heaton used to be married to?" curveball in my immigration exam I take nothing for granted and cover ALL bases.

 

[Pieface]

The swine!

 

[Sadken]

The swine!

No, it was Andy Scott Lee!

You'd NEVER make a lawyer!!!

 

[Sadken]

Can I trademark "Bea-yatch"? For when you all come round to not liking her?

Btw, pieface, I've been consumed with guilt since 15.48 - you COULD be a lawyer! The BEST lawyer in the world. The President of the USA's lawyer, one day.

 

[5t3IIa]

Info on Noirin's ex? Is he really going in?

 

[Tank Girl]

I went off bea last night.

 

[5t3IIa]

I went off bea last night.

Which bit? Telling HW he was sleazy? Or telling other people he was sleazy behind his back?

 

[Sadken]

I went off bea last night.

I called her as being a shit hippy and a bit sly on day 2!!! (I think) (I definitely said it to someone) (Shit, I might've set myself up to look like a bit of a tit here) (Hey, I just remembered, I'm always making myself look like a tit on here. Phew! I can't tell you how relieved I am to have avoided an out of the ordinary tit looking like scenario there).

 

[5t3IIa]

I called her as being a shit hippy and a bit sly on day 2!!! (I think) (I definitely said it to someone) (Shit, I might've set myself up to look like a bit of a tit here) (Hey, I just remembered, I'm always making myself look like a tit on here. Phew! I can't tell you how relieved I am to have avoided an out of the ordinary tit looking like scenario there).

*backsawayshakingbracketsoffself*

She's not sly, I don't think

 

[Sadken]

*backsawayshakingbracketsoffself*

She's not sly, I don't think

Define sly then, Mrs "Person who JUST SAID that she was slagging off halfwit behind his back"!!