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Dullest friday show EVAH, after what was actually a fascinating week. Good live feed stuff for a change too, not that we saw much of it. It still amazes me that the production team can turn gold into dung on such a regular basis. The eviction crowd must be well happy they bothered to turn up. :D

Kenny was a waste of time too, doing the whole "I made a mistake, I learned, I'm sorry" act. No one believes it anyway; you'd do far better turning up, telling Davina to go fuck herself and flinging twenties into the eviction crowd shouting "dance! monkeys, dance!"

I'd watch that.
 
Well that 'game' was a little uncomfortable. I think Karly has fucked up a bit by sticking with Ken. I think she thought they could be some sort of Peter and Jordan type media couple but I can't see her getting too far when she's with him. He's a fucking prick, the public know that so the only 2 conclusions they can come to is she's an idiot or she's a gold-digger.
 
I missed it all! What happened?
Uh. In the highlights bit Marcus is in jail (I'm not sure what for as I was in the kitchen but possibly agressive language at tom?) and siavash and noirin are smooching (sort of discretely). Noirin actually looked happy in the diary room when being quizzed. That's all I care about really. um.
In the interview bit first half was interviewing Ken who basically said he'd learnt stuff and sorry. Then Karly came out and they're still together.

My brain is quite befuddled though as I'm now watching thursdays show. :confused:

sorry, I just read that through. I'm sure more happened. halp? someone...
 
Tom is having a serious conversation with marcus on livefeed and just said "that's being a pervy weirdo" re his continued attempts at noirin. :D Tom is growing on me. Then tom got let out of jail, no idea why he was in there mind.
 
Oh my god, I'm watching that now too, dude. Marcus IS David Brent.

Tom: Dude, come on man, sort your act out. Your like, how old...37

Marcus: Well...35, so...

Basically! Haha

And Marcus just now: Tom, you ain't all that and a bag of potato chips!

HAHAHAHAHA
 
haha. and now Marcus is inside bitching to charlie (who'll probably tell everyone/anyone else).

Oh and further to my previous post Tom is still in jail, must've been a toilet break or something.
 
I'm absolutely loving all that Marcus is saying about Tom which is pretty much about himself really. :D
 
It's really annoying, cos I'd love to go to bed, but this is golden television right now.

Most ironic thing I have heard on Big Brother this year, whilst Marcus is getting in a massive fluster over Tom to Charlie

Marcus: Tom said there are Drama Queens in here...and so I said "Well who?" and he said "Just people"....And he must have meant you Charlie, cos of the row last night...Cos I mean, who else is a Drama Queen in here? Who else COULD he be talking about?! Know what I mean...

HAHA He is a HUGE drama queen. The whole way though, I have pitied Marcus to the point where I like him.
 
I can't pay any attention to what Charlie says. I just kind of squint at his face and try to work out what expression he's pulling.

Ooh. and now noirin is talking to dogface(?) about her and siavash. I take it marcus doesn't know yet...

I can't help watching either. I've not really had the livefeed on this year as I've not been nocturnal but this is great. I tuned in for the right night.
 
Innit! I've got out of bed(!) to watch e4 as the pissing channel 4 feed has finished and this is great.
 
Saw the Ken interview. Gosh that man offends me.

"For a Chinese guy, I'm hot."

What the fuck does that suppose to mean?
 
I missed a lot of this, but as far as I can see it went:

Marcus hates Tom because he thinks Noirin fancies him.
Noirin tells Marcus about Siavash.
Noirin inexplicably dumps Siavash.
Noirin fancies Tom.
Siavash now wants to leave.
Noirin now wants to leave.
Tom thinks everyone's fucking mental.
Everyone goes to bed.
Captain Cool does the washing up.

Is that more or less the jist of things? :confused::D
 
I missed a lot of this, but as far as I can see it went:

Marcus hates Tom because he thinks Noirin fancies him.
Noirin tells Marcus about Siavash.
Noirin inexplicably dumps Siavash.
Noirin fancies Tom.
Siavash now wants to leave.
Noirin now wants to leave.
Tom thinks everyone's fucking mental.
Everyone goes to bed.
Captain Cool does the washing up.

Is that more or less the jist of things? :confused::D

Wtf? Really?

Lololol :D
 
I decamped to digitalspy last night :oops:
Couldn't remember protocol for discussing stuff pre highlights show here.

That's kind of it. I don't recall siavash wanting to leave.
Basically Noirin fancies siavash and tom (tom reminds her of many exes apparently).
I turned on for Tom and Marcus chatting. Tom was basically saying if a girl says she's not interested you leave it surely. instead of being creepy and a pervy weirdo.

Because of the night they kissed when it was all serious like siavash and noirin were considering what to do about marcus. Gradually other housemates got involved. First dogface I think as N confided in her (behind door bathroom chat stylee). Dogface later spoke to siavash - turns out bunny motion wasn't noirin=bunny but marcus=dinosaur.hahah- told him marcus should be told. But also was hesitant to speak to siavash as noirin is a friend... confused me somewhat.

Noirin also fancies Tom so having second thoughts about siavash- bit worried about him talking about outside (which is abit thick really if he has a girlf he'd want to know he's not wrecking shit for a couple of weeks of house crap when "nothing can happen in the house" anyway).

Meanwhile Bea is trying to clear the air with marcus she has picked up on tension in the house but puts it down to (non)eviction night weirdness. They have some chat with freddie doing mediating but it's a good example of different versions of how stuff actually is (both right). Don't think anything is resolved.

Then Noirin lets Bea in on the big secret. Bea advises her on damage limitation. She has to be honest get it sorted as quickly as possible. Forget about Tom. that would just be even messier. This bit doesn't look like it has occurred to Noirin. So Bea develops plan. Noirin will call it off with siavash but still lay it straight to marcus (about having brefly been with siavash). I think they're all drunk and knackered to be fair. Stuff stopped making sense (maybe I was also a little drunk and knackered).

So noirin wakes up siavash to talk to him in the kitchen. Dumps him but leaves him with the possibility of outside (which I'm pretty sure she said to either dogface or bea that wasn't going to happen). She then speaks to marcus who reacts well. They're not friends anymore though and the kitchen is squeaky clean.

Um. Oh and then she wants to go to the diary room to go home (having spent a whole lot of time in there earlier anyway) but big brother are slow and Bea nips in before her anyway. THEN big brother let tom out of jail.

Bea and Freddie look close. Couldn't hear but they lie in bed together with him stroking her face.


yeah.
 
I missed a lot of this, but as far as I can see it went:

Marcus hates Tom because he thinks Noirin fancies him.
Noirin tells Marcus about Siavash.
Noirin inexplicably dumps Siavash.
Noirin fancies Tom.
Siavash now wants to leave.
Noirin now wants to leave.
Tom thinks everyone's fucking mental.
Everyone goes to bed.
Captain Cool does the washing up.

Is that more or less the jist of things? :confused::D

Omg!! Can't wait for tonight. Saturdays are usually really boring because it's eviction night.

On BBBM Davina played a game with Karly and she had to finish sentences that Ken had said in the house but they were all really horrible and nasty and some I don't think she knew about because she looked gutted and really angry but was still pretending everything was fine with Ken.
 
Diary room Noirin here.

The wanting to leave stuff was probably just heat of the moment, but she's definitely moved on to Tom.
The girl seems to be some kind of weapon of mass destruction. :confused::D

The more I see of her the more I can't stand her. She's a shallow, selfish user. She thinks she's saving peoples feelings but she's deluded. She's just suiting herself constantly. Her get-out of the Siavash thing is that he has a girlfriend but that didn't bother her until she decided to move on to Johnny Bravo. :rolleyes:
 
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