Are you looking forward to the Opening Ceremony

[Minnie_the_Minx]

fuck me that bloke is TALL

isn't he something like 7ft 6in?

and bless the little boy with him

 

[Melinda]

fuck me that bloke is TALL

He has to signal to everyone to cover their ears before he speaks, because otherwise all you hear is The Brown Noise.

 

[Melinda]

Im loving the silhouette of the dresses worn by the nameplate carriers (in red) and those lining the red carpet (in white).
They would be wonderful wedding dresses.

 

[DJ Squelch]

even the reading lecturn/ stand thingy looks cool.

 

[Lisarocket]

Im loving the silhouette of the dresses worn by the nameplate carriers (in red) and those lining the red carpet (in white).
They would be wonderful wedding dresses.

Would that be for your mass wedding with Dillinger 4

 

[Dillinger4]

Would that be for your mass wedding with Dillinger 4

 

[kyser_soze]

Got a nice cheer too.
Solidarity.

Along with Sudan and Zimbabwe wtf do you have to do to get slung the fuck out?

Do what the Iraqis did and sack the IOC appointed apparatchiks in your own country...

 

[TrippyLondoner]

I'm loving this speech.

 

[Melinda]

Oooh yes!

In my culture, the men are the bitches and so you get the bling!
Would you like a square cut or round engagement ring Dill?

 

[Melinda]

Where is the damn fire dragon?

Anyone evern spotted the torch?

What should happen now is a potted higlights of its journey around the world.
We get to see Konnie Huq getting her arse kicked by the Chinese Stasi in blue tracksuits, in sloooo-mo on the big screen,

 

[janeb]

Excellent marching, here goes the flag

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Where is the damn fire dragon?

Anyone evern spotted the torch?

What should happen now is a potted higlights of its journey around the world.
We get to see Konnie Huq getting her arse kicked by the Chinese Stasi in blue tracksuits, in sloooo-mo on the big screen,

the torch comes last you dodo (or should that be dragon?)

 

[TrippyLondoner]

Argh, get it over with already. Hate the singing.

 

[Melinda]

the torch comes last you dodo (or should that be dragon?)

*Exactly!!*

Enough faffing already. Bring on the mofo-ing DRAGON.


Hmmmm commitments to anti-doing! ha!

 

[Lisarocket]

Those flags are flying far too perfectly. I wonder if there's any cleverness there like tiny jets of air coming from the flagpole to make sure they fly properly. The Olympic one wasn't billowing at all until it got to the top...

 

[Melinda]

Those flags are flying far too perfectly. I wonder if there's any cleverness there like tiny jets of air coming from the flagpole to make sure they fly properly. The Olympic one wasn't billowing at all until it got to the top...

They've thought of EVERYTHING.

We'll have Boris in a creaseda dn stained blazer forgetting his own name.

 

[janeb]

* makes dove flying movement*

It's harder than it looks

 

[Dillinger4]

It'd be funny if that flame went out now.

 

[TrippyLondoner]

finally here it is!

 

[Lisarocket]

* makes dove flying movement*

It's harder than it looks

I was attempting it too and the dog was looking at me funny

 

[Lisarocket]

It'd be funny if that flame went out now.

Considering it's eventful journey that would be bloomin' hilarious

 

[Melinda]

It'd be funny if that flame went out now.

Was it Superman I or II where he blows it out?!

 

[Dillinger4]

* makes dove flying movement*

It's harder than it looks

I am good at it because it is part of my dance routine.

 

[TrippyLondoner]

Must be an amazing feeling carrying that flame at that moment.

 

[TrippyLondoner]

Wow!

 

[Melinda]

They are going to pussy out with the dragons

 

[janeb]

Amazing, I would be terrified

 

[Melinda]

Hands down that is the most impressive thing we've seen so far.

It must be close to 700-800 metres he's run!

Im still looking out for Konnie Huq in the VT!

 

[TrippyLondoner]

Lol, there's just no way we can top this.

 

[Dillinger4]

Now THAT is impressive.