Alternative Euro 2004: U75 Team Needed

[ringolevio]

Sounds good to me.

Well, apart from the 10 o'clock business, of course.

 

[Brixton Hatter]

10am is cool - I guess it all starts about 10.30 then?

Is this the longest thread ever on Urban? I think we should be told!

 

[LDR]

I'll be there for ten.

Just think of how much will be added to this thread after the games.

 

[Brixton Hatter]

You and LD on a K bonus!

I'm gonna put myself on a reefer bonus:

- each successful pass= 1 rizla
- each successful tackle= a bit more weed in the spliff
- each successful header= hold it down for 20 seconds
- each goal= a hugh bong
- each hattrick= smoke the glasto weed supply

all this will occur after the game, of course...

 

[Rollem]

i'll roll em for ya

 

[Brixton Hatter]

yes boss!

I bet Sven doesn't do that for his superstars....

 

[Relahni]

A chair for Rollem!

Which one do you think?

or

or

 

[flimsier]

10am cool by me.

 

[ringolevio]

Which one do you think?

or

or

Hmm, how 'bout this one instead?

 

[LDR]

- If LD scores, we're all gonna surround him and do some linedancing!

What do you mean If? You meant say when.

 

[Relahni]

Hmm, how 'bout this one instead?

Not on Sunday though!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Rollem]

deffo not on sunday, please!!

choice number three (or something similar / cheaper?) looks cool to me, like this...

does it come in blue and white stripes?

 

[flimsier]

BLACK and white stripes

 

[Rollem]

woops yeah, i meant black and white stripes dont forget to save a top for me flimsier...can always just drape it over my shoulders if i cant get it past the bump

 

[flimsier]

Its saved, obviously!!

 

[Numbers]

oooooh, feel the tension rising, we're gonna be chumps!!!!!!

edit: spelling correction in bold.

 

[Numbers]

Its saved, obviously!!

hey, no saves around here without prior consent from tonio el goalio...


















I suppose that's apart from the gaffer

 

[flimsier]

Goalio, can I save a top for the gaffer?

 

[Numbers]

Goalio, can I save a top for the gaffer?

but of course, and if there's one short she can have mine.

 

[flimsier]

creep. .

 

[Numbers]

btw lads, tonio el goalio gloves are too expensive for us to chip in a cpl of squid each. so as mentioned earlier -> bandages, old ripped t-shirt and headband.






















shall we wear fancy dress Sunday?? that'll surely be worth a goal or two

 

[flimsier]

I'm getting you some gloves. Call it a present (though if I can get the new kit - you'll have a choice!)

 

[Relahni]

Rollem suggested we get a stereo and run out on the pitch to the sound of............





















The A team!

 

[Numbers]

flimsier - good man, mucho appreciato from tonio el goalio

relahni - I don't know what you and the gaffer do get up to, concocting all this madness at home of an evening. fucking A-Team lol great idea

 

[Relahni]

flimsier - good man, mucho appreciato from tonio el goalio

relahni - I don't know what you and the gaffer do get up to, concocting all this madness at home of an evening. fucking A-Team lol great idea

It came on the TV the other night and she suggested it! I thought it was quite funny!

 

[Numbers]

I'm BA then, cos he was played by Mr T and if I am not too drunk I think there is only one T in the team, and only one in team funny enough. my wife has a T in her name, actually she has 2, but she's a footballers wife, I'm not - I'm Mr T so I'm BA Baracus, Clubber Lang to some, in a Club Langered to others. fucking Sunday man, can't wait. I'm gonna pull a sickie on Monday (looks over shoulder) if need be.

 

[flimsier]

I'm BA then

 

[flimsier]

Hey! That said Murdoch (k?) a minute ago.... hence I was mad. I'll be Murdoch then!

 

[Rollem]

question answered

 

[Numbers]

got the wrong fecker innit


justification above now too