Alan Partridge: The Movie

[joustmaster]

Stop getting bond wrong

 

[The39thStep]

never trust anyone who doesn't like a) alan partridge and or b) bob dylan.

Never trust anyone who likes Bob Dylan in my book .Although having said that i did like Universal Soldier

 

[Stigmata]

It's great to see the deaf catered for by these real characters in anoraks

 

[nastybobby]

Your hand is about 30 mil from my gland and if I was dressed on the other side it would be in contact, your little finger just touched it.

 

[Ted Striker]

And duck and fire and duck and fire

 

[joustmaster]

And duck and fire and duck and fire

move.

 

[Ted Striker]

The shame!

 

[Gerry1time]

The thing that get me is that even though the character's been around for 20 odd years now, the whole thing fits together so perfectly, as if he'd planned his rise and fall right from the start.

The later Partridge is essential watching when I'm feeling blue, but his sports commentary on The Day Today has to be one of my favourites too. Immensely well observed pastiche of a former local journalist completely out of his depth.

"Alan, either you've just lost a fight with a fire engine, or it's raining it's arse off out there"

 

[tommers]

Who were those prostitutes? They were very nice.

Eh? What? You can't say that, they're guests! You can't say that!

But they look like prostitutes!

Well yes, but you can't say that.

 

[stavros]

"This does contain some flashing images, so if they're any epileptics here, please leave now. Because statistically one of you is,.... and three of you are gay. And if you are, make sure you rubber up, because at your age it's still illegal and you don't want to go to prison. Some of the guys in there don't care how old you are,.... or if you're gay."

 

[albionism]

"his trousers were so far down his backside you could practically see his anus'

 

[albionism]

"I've seen the big eared boys on farms"

 

[albionism]

"People with eyebrows on their cheeks"

 

[Gingerman]

SMELL MY CHEESE YOU MOTHER!!

Alan: A Partridge Amongst The Pigeons?
Tony: What's that?
Alan: Well, it's just a title, I mean...erm, well, no, erm, opening sequence, me, in Trafalger Square, feeding the pigeons going, "Oh God!"
Tony: No, I'm sorry, no! Stop!

I once ran over a fox once, the thing was it wasn't quite dead so i had to go back and finish it off with the jack, the time is 8:52.....

 

[Gingerman]

Der's more to Oireland.. dan dis

 

[Gerry1time]

Anyone remember Gareth Cheeseman? I always thought he was closely related to Partridge, his social awkwardness mixed with Coogan's self confidence.

 

[stavros]

Susan: "Alan, did you send Sophie and Valentine's card?"
Alan: "Me? God no - I'm old enough to be her father. Or her older brother at least. Either way it's incest."

 

[stavros]

Who invented the skip?

 

[Santino]

And later we'll be talking to Norfolk's youngest butcher.

 

[stavros]

Hi, Susan, it's Alan. I was a bit bored, so I dismantled my Corby trouser press....

 

[stavros]

"You might find some superficial to the box, but the chocolate is perfectly edible. I give them [Tery's Chocolate Orange for Valentine's Day] to all ladies I know aged fifty and under. Over fifty just seems sarcastic."

 

[Stigmata]

"Well it's a nickname, isn't it, for ball bag? This is Enya with Orinoco Flow..."

 

[Onslow]

"In 1983 I developed a robust disklike for the gay community, but all that changed when I met Dale Winton. I realised I had nothing to worry about. The man was a perfect gentleman. But if you told me 25 years ago that I would be talking about rigid inflatable holes with Dale Winton I would probably have spat at you"

 

[Onslow]

"This...wine...tastes....like...........CHEWITS!"

 

[MillwallShoes]

Hi, Susan, it's Alan. I was a bit bored, so I dismantled my Corby trouser press....

not in that drawer!

 

[Santino]

Tell you what, tell you what, it's nine and half thousand pounds.

 

[neonwilderness]

It's alright. No, it's alright, I was just portraying a madman.

 

[Gingerman]

The more I learn about Hitler the more I dislike him,he was mad....

 

[MillwallShoes]

me and wife often name "partridigisms", even if he has never said them. like "hot" for some reason is a more of a patridgisim than "cold".

or like "thick jumper" is more than "clean shoes". just something in the sound of it. any other partridigisms that alan hasn't actually said?

 

[stavros]

Alan: "I loved that phrase you used, 'Revoultion, not evolution'."
Hayers: "No, it was 'Evolution, not revolution'."
Alan: "Well that's me, because I evolve, I don't revolve."