1970's and maybe early 80's porno film dialogue and segues.

[Ming]

Maybe one for the more fastidious connoissuer of Urban.
A thread about half remembered dialogue from porn movies.
'Don't forget my balls'.
'I can't stand anymore of this'.
'Don't worry lover, i'll get the taxi'.
'It's not fair. I only get to use half of it'.
And remember nothing past the early 80's. No realism.

 

[Ming]

And as a straight male walking into a room and discovering 3 women having gay sex and rather than walking back quickly and hoping to avoid embarrassment just took my shirt and pants off and dived in hoping not just for the best but for something much much better than the best. I suppose that exists. It's been filmed.

 

[moody]

I've seen some daft threads before but...........

 

[Ming]

I've seen some daft threads before but...........

I knew i was reaching before i hit enter!
ETA: Typewriter. Not internets.
ETA (Again): Do typewriters have enter keys??

 

[Ming]

Your from Apex Builders?
Your from Boulder Colorado? Builders from Apex?
Your Cleaning the pool?
Alphabetical?
Hi i'm from the Draining company. Big pipes.
Electrician. Big fuze
Fermat. Yeah, heard you got a math problem. Biggest you've ever seen.
continue.

 

[Orang Utan]

'Introduce me to Gladstone'
'HELLO'