“Rings of Power” - "Lord of the Rings" television adaptation

[DotCommunist]

Witch King and Country

late second age propaganda war film. Dirk Bogarde stars

 

[chilango]

Ranger Things

A nostalgic look at all those mysterious disappearances of Strider's stuff, when it just turned out to be Merry and Pippin "borrowing" it.

 

[chilango]

Mordor She Wrote

Galadriel investigates.

 

[DotCommunist]

Who Do you Think You Are?


17 hour special as Aragorn traces every fucking generation backwards between him and Isildur

 

[SpookyFrank]

Isengardener's World

Saruman explains how to keep ents away from your courgettes without using artificial herbicides.

 

[JimW]

Gondor in Sixty Seconds - a whirlwind tour guide to the kingdom of Men

 

[chilango]

The Grand Tuor

Boromir, Faramir and Aragorn present this irreverent look at Elrond's granddad, Tuor of the House of Hador and great hero of Men.

 

[chilango]

Teleritubbies

Those who come last in Quenya (singular Teler) were the third of the Elf clans who came to Aman. Those who came to Aman became known as the Falmari or "sea elves" and these are the Elves who are generally known as Teleri, though the term also includes their Middle-earth cousins the Sindar, Laiquendi, and Nandor of Middle-earth. The third clan was the largest of the three houses of the Elves, and most of the Avari originally belonged to this clan. The creatures co-exist with a number of strange contraptions such as the Noo-noo, the group's anthropomorphic blue vacuum cleaner, and the Voice Trumpets. The show's colourful, psychedelic setting was designed specifically to appeal to the attention spans of infants and unlock different sections of the mind while also educating young children of transitions that can be expected in life.

 

[kabbes]

Mordor She Wrote

Galadriel investigates.

This is the winner. This is what they have to make.

 

[Kaka Tim]

Look who's Tolkien.

Delightful comedy where we hear the thoughts of a wee baby voiced by bruce willis. Only its in fucking elvish!

 

[DotCommunist]

Songs of Lays

Doctor Nina Ramirez examines Christopher Tolkiens seminal Middle Earth history 'The Lays of Beleriand' in this 3 part documentary. BBC4 mind, non of your lightweight bb2 history shit

 

[chilango]

Who wants to be a silmarillionaire?

Join Fëanor in this big stake game show....

 

[Crispy]

Last of the Brandywine

Bilbo, Gaffer and other elderly hobbits' warmhearted adventures on the backroads and waterways of the Shire

I'd watch that, actually.

 

[tim]

You'll find me proping up the bar of the Prancing Pony any evening they put any of that dreary Tolkein tosh.

 

[chilango]

Easy Strider

Aragorn, a horse riding ranger, completes a pipeweed deal in Arnor and decides to travel cross-country in search of spiritual truth. On his journey, he experiences bigotry and hatred from the inhabitants of small-town Muddle Earth and also meets with other travelers (such as Radagast) seeking alternative lifestyles. After a terrifying pipeweed experience in The Prancing Pony, the two travelers wonder if they will ever find a way to live peacefully in the Shire.

 

[Reiabuzz]

Surely three 4 hour long dirges of film was enough?

How the fuck did that gross £5bn? Insane.

 

[Thimble Queen]

Last of the Brandywine

Bilbo, Gaffer and other elderly hobbits' warmhearted adventures on the backroads and waterways of the Shire

I'd watch that, actually.

Spliffed up and mucking about on boats. I wanna be *in* the programme tbf

 

[chilango]

In Sickness and In Elf

Gandalf Garnett and his views on the races of middle-earth.

 

[tim]

Orc and Mindy

Nanu nanu Exidor nanu nan Elsinor bloink Legolas nanu Elrond osanwe kento rope.


It didn't well.

 

[Steel Icarus]

Tom Bombadil or No Deal

Making the kids' teas so obviously haven't had time to come up with a reasonable premise

 

[Steel Icarus]

Gimli Gimli Gimli

Gimli and Legolas flatshare after all the ruckus has died down with predictably hilarious consequences. They have a pet baby oliphaunt.

 

[DotCommunist]

Dragon's Den

Convince a panel of 13 pissed off dwarves that you haven't rinsed the Arkenstone while nobody was watching

 

[chilango]

Red Dwarf

Legolas and chums play a series of hilarious hidden camera pranks on an increasingly angry and embarrassed Gimli.

 

[DotCommunist]

Red Dwarf

Legolas and chums play a series of hilarious hidden camera pranks on an increasingly angry and embarrassed Gimli.

na bofur, fili and kili go full NVA in Mirkwood while the others VC in the Enchanted River delta

 

[DotCommunist]

How do you Solve a Problem Like Moria?

 

[TheHoodedClaw]

How do you Solve a Problem Like Moria?

*polite ripple*

Citizen Khand - the wacky hijinks of a Variag community leader and his family.

 

[krtek a houby]

Breaking Bara-dur.

Rise and fall of a mild mannered dark lord who is ultimately the victim of his one bling.

 

[Spod]

I need to contribute a LOTR pun! (goes off the wiki some inspiration)

 

[tim]

"The only way is Entsex". The Ents set off en-masse, albeit rather slowly, in search of their long lost Entwives in the hope of once more being able to copulate and procreate.

 

[chilango]

Black Brandybucks

Controversial hobbit minstrel show.