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His incompetence has seen thousands die. He wouldn't be missed.

Was she a wrong 'un until then?

Some horror stories from that No Logo book back in the day. I guess they haven't improved much. Missus worked in a busy branch many years back, must ask if it was shit. This is a very good thing, btw. And I hope more follow suit.

Greens t shirt I got in Tenerife last year & Spongebob boxershorts the missus got me in Japan.

Dunno; my side of the family has never met the missus' side of the family. Mind you, there is a significant geographical distance between them :)

...That was probably the best Captain America film and possibly the best Avengers one, too. There was one spoiler I already knew from the trailers - but the missus hadn't a clue, so she was surprised. And another character I'd forgotten had existed popped up; that was fun. Most satisfactory :D

Myself and the missus are off to a gig tomorrow and we're in our 40s :)

A slow cook that's taking a lot longer than expected. So long, the missus has gone off to see a jazz session and left me here to supervise. Actually, I'm secretly happy. I like the jazz but couldn't be arsed to leave the house. Pork ribs, pigs trotters, carrot, celery, cabbage and potato...

Yes, I'm surprised nobody else got it. All the talk of "intelligence" and those abominable snowmen, well, once the Tube map came out, I yelled "ha!" and had the missus telling me to calm down :D

Mash potato/banana with chilli pepper and leftover stuffed marrow with minced lamb/walnut/mint & garlic smothered with (non dairy) cream. If the missus comes home in time!

pan fried potatos & lardons in cream/mustard sauce, stir fry aubergine and onions in sake, garlic, soy, sesame oil... if the missus ever leaves the office

Sure is. Quite stunning.

My missus makes pickled watermelon rind. It's delicious.

Spock' Beard - V. But the missus has just arrived so have to take it off :(

I was explaining to the missus that Rea's Gatehouse character reminded me of Smiley, so I said I show her a google image of him but I forgot he was George and typed in Guy, instead :facepalm:

Yer, I was going to see it next week but the missus is taking her friend up the cotswolds and won't let me do it on my own. I can't remember the last Oldman film I saw on the big screen...

Ask numbers how he feels when people "jokingly" dis his missus. Everyone's (rightly so) up in arms. But Asian women are easy prey. It's all pc gone mad when one takes offense. You're a right nasty cunt, dire. Seriously. Notice how much support you've got on this one.

Astoundingly shite. I couldn't understand why the ladies (who fought the zombies) seemed to develop super powers along the way & then the missus explained it works like a pc game. I don't play pc games...

Leek, potato soup with almonds. Flavoured with chicken stock, bay leaf, ginger, garlic, star anise, thyme and paprika. Slow simmer. Missus is making Japanese curry for mains. If she ever arrives home...

Dave and the missus urging all of Britain to get together and help fix the country. And the headline? Your country needs you. The "you" in a Union Jack stylee. Patriotic blitz nostalgic bollocks.