You're just a shit Michael Jackson and other terrace favourites

[Will2403]

What are the latest crowd chants?

Just heard 'you're just a shit Michael jackson, you're just a shit Michael jackson'

Who are they singing that to?

 

[Termite Man]

a poor quality Michael Jackson impersonator?

 

[Will2403]

was there any in the spurs man u game tonite?

anyhoo, i reckon it was being directed at rooney over his recent cosmetic surgery escapades.

 

[Bonfirelight]

Nani I believe, due to his resemblance to the late king of pop in his thriller period.

 

[Will2403]

oh yeaaaaaaaaah!

thank you sir!

 

[xes]

This is on a Manchester United "fan" website

He has also recently commented on disliking MJs music.

are you trying to make accusations of racism. Did you cry when Rooney got called Shrek?
2/10

 

[Will2403]

hahaha.

some more typically brilliant and sound analysis there from xes.

where did u get the racism bit from?

i'm mixed race and brown skinned if that helps at all.

frootloop.

 

[Will2403]

heard any good crowd chants xes?

 

[xes]

He's only a poor little gooonaaah
his face was all battered and torn
he made me feel sick, so I hit him with a brick
and now he don't sing anymore

is a personal favourite.

 

[xes]

hahaha.

some more typically brilliant and sound analysis there from xes.

where did u get the racism bit from?

i'm mixed race and brown skinned if that helps at all.

frootloop.

Where did i get the racism from?

It was your comment "who are they singing that to" when it was blatently obvious who on the pitch looks like micheal jackson the most. And couple that with the fact you've been trolling the spurs thread quite happily. Add that to the fact that this is U75, and accusations of racism fly around like moths to a candle. This screams TROLL. quite loudly.

If i've got you wrong, and this is genuinly a thread to have a laugh at some of the more inventive football chants, then I appologise. I call it as I see it is all.

 

[bromley]

Nani gets caught up in riots?

 

[Stash]

"We've got Tiny Cox!"
For Dean Cox, who is not blessed with height.

 

[London_Calling]

"You're just a shit Gareth Bale"
"You're just a shit Aaron Lennon"

- directed at Cleo Wallflower every NLD.

 

[Paulie Tandoori]

too big for this league, too big for this league, we're the barcelona, of the lower leagues....

griffin park favorite atm.

 

[bromley]

too big for this league, too big for this league, we're the barcelona, of the lower leagues....

griffin park favorite atm.

That's awful. They get to a JPT final and all of a sudden they start acting like Charlie big potatoes!

 

[kained&able]

Where did i get the racism from?

It was your comment "who are they singing that to" when it was blatently obvious who on the pitch looks like micheal jackson the most. And couple that with the fact you've been trolling the spurs thread quite happily. Add that to the fact that this is U75, and accusations of racism fly around like moths to a candle. This screams TROLL. quite loudly.

If i've got you wrong, and this is genuinly a thread to have a laugh at some of the more inventive football chants, then I appologise. I call it as I see it is all.

to be fair the spurs thread must be the biggest bridge in the entire world. So many trolls living under it. Hell even the majority of the spurs fans seemingly troll it.

dave

 

[Paulie Tandoori]

That's awful. They get to a JPT final and all of a sudden they start acting like Charlie big potatoes!

i think it's supposed to be funny, remember humour and not taking it all too seriously?

 

[bromley]

i think it's supposed to be funny, remember humour and not taking it all too seriously?

What's the punchline?

 

[Paulie Tandoori]

What's the punchline?

6,000 fans at dilapidated ground have more fun and make more noise than 60,000 at a fancy one?

*boom tish*

 

[T & P]

"Fat granny shagger. You're just a fat granny shagger". No prizes offered for guessing who's the intended target

 

[Will2403]

steve bruce has got a big fat head

shot of SB at anfield on the opening day with a woman in the crowd trying to hide the fact she was pissing herself laughing whilst it was being sung.

 

[Mungy]

"Fat granny shagger. You're just a fat granny shagger". No prizes offered for guessing who's the intended target

peter crouch?

 

[bromley]

"Fat granny shagger. You're just a fat granny shagger". No prizes offered for guessing who's the intended target

Alex Ferguson?

 

[xes]

Wayne Rooney, would be the obvious choice there.

 

[Glitter]

A great one was at the Audi Cup in Munich a couple of years ago and Nani got injured.

Nani are you ok, are you ok Nani

 

[Deareg]

"Fat granny shagger. You're just a fat granny shagger". No prizes offered for guessing who's the intended target

Your grandad?

 

[Glitter]

Spurs were great with the 'shit Micheal Jackson' on Monday night. However their 'you're just a shit Barcelona' had me and everyone else around me looking round saying 'yeah, I'll take that...'

 

[chieftain]

West Hams "you look like Jordans baby" to Thud and "shoe bomber" to Mido demonstrated their mindset well.

 

[chieftain]

I think it was Leeds to Brighton "we can see you holding hands" made me chuckle, all be it slightly guiltily

 

[Will2403]

Spurs were great with the 'shit Micheal Jackson' on Monday night. However their 'you're just a shit Barcelona' had me and everyone else around me looking round saying 'yeah, I'll take that...'

Didn't some sections of the Manc crowd start singing it themselves?

On the Michael Jackson theme, back in 2004-5

Don't blame it on the biscan, don't blame it on hamann, don't blame it on finnan, blame it on traore