Paulie Tandoori
shut it you egg!
For music to be great, it should touch you, reach out to you, say something that makes sense of a feeling or an energy or an emotion in a way that is otherwise hard to explain. So imagine my unconfined joy when, at the tender age of 18 years, I found “The Revolution Starts At Closing Time” by Serious Drinking. Here was a band who sang about booze, footie, girls and TV, often all in the same song. From the punky drums that accompany “Spirit of 66”, a stirring rendition of the names of the England team of that very year with a chorus of “We’re gonna win the World Cup in Spain, We’re gonna win the World Cup again” (oh well) through to “Weird Son of an Angry Bastard” (pretty self-explanatory), this album takes in some ska-tinged punk-style sing-along shout-along cry-along tunes that still, some 20-odd years later, make me feel happier about the world generally in a way that not much else can.
You’ve got “Love on the Terraces”, a paean to a girl called Sharon who our joyous singer met when the match got lively and fighting broke out all around these Romeo and Juliet figures. There’s “Countdown to Bilko” about killing time before our favourite Sergeant appears on the box, followed, appropriately enough, by “Really Good Bloke” – sample lyric “He’s a really good bloke, he can share a joke” and then the “TV song” all about not paying your license fee (latent anarchist as well obviously).
And then, what has up to now been a good album playing well suddenly bodyswerves past two tackles, does a Cruyff-turn and becomes a great album. First, an amalgamation of an old Wire song “12XU” that merges into “Bobby Moore was Innocent” which features the great man himself imparting advice which I sadly failed to heed. As for the lyrics, well, what about “Tina worried sick at home, Bobby couldn’t find a phone, News at Ten and Tina heard, Bobby could be doing bird, Bobby Moore was innocent, Bobby Moore was innocent, Bobby Moore was innocent, OK”.
And then, my first ever encounter with a hidden track. Forget about poncy CD-style hidden tracks, this had no mention on the sleeve but there it nestled, a song called “Hangover”. The best song, bar none, on the subject. Our singer wrestles with the fact that he’s overdone the sauce, tries to convince himself that he’s “gonna stop drinking, I must stop drinking” before exploding into “16 pints of lager, 14 vodkas too, hardly bloody surprising, I forgot what I said to you, hangover this morning, it’s dark and it’s thick, I’ve got to give up drinking, I feel so bloody sick”. Class.
The second side of this fine piece of vinyl is more reflective with it’s themes of love lost, listening to the radio, summer arriving and general fun and frolics, and it ends with the mournful “Am I coming over to yours, are you coming over to mine?” Well, are you?
You’ve got “Love on the Terraces”, a paean to a girl called Sharon who our joyous singer met when the match got lively and fighting broke out all around these Romeo and Juliet figures. There’s “Countdown to Bilko” about killing time before our favourite Sergeant appears on the box, followed, appropriately enough, by “Really Good Bloke” – sample lyric “He’s a really good bloke, he can share a joke” and then the “TV song” all about not paying your license fee (latent anarchist as well obviously).
And then, what has up to now been a good album playing well suddenly bodyswerves past two tackles, does a Cruyff-turn and becomes a great album. First, an amalgamation of an old Wire song “12XU” that merges into “Bobby Moore was Innocent” which features the great man himself imparting advice which I sadly failed to heed. As for the lyrics, well, what about “Tina worried sick at home, Bobby couldn’t find a phone, News at Ten and Tina heard, Bobby could be doing bird, Bobby Moore was innocent, Bobby Moore was innocent, Bobby Moore was innocent, OK”.
And then, my first ever encounter with a hidden track. Forget about poncy CD-style hidden tracks, this had no mention on the sleeve but there it nestled, a song called “Hangover”. The best song, bar none, on the subject. Our singer wrestles with the fact that he’s overdone the sauce, tries to convince himself that he’s “gonna stop drinking, I must stop drinking” before exploding into “16 pints of lager, 14 vodkas too, hardly bloody surprising, I forgot what I said to you, hangover this morning, it’s dark and it’s thick, I’ve got to give up drinking, I feel so bloody sick”. Class.
The second side of this fine piece of vinyl is more reflective with it’s themes of love lost, listening to the radio, summer arriving and general fun and frolics, and it ends with the mournful “Am I coming over to yours, are you coming over to mine?” Well, are you?