X Factor 2009!

[Fictionist]

This is utter shit.

 

[Fictionist]

In fact this is UTTER UTTER SHIT.

 

[killer b]

no! who'd've thunk it?

 

[Fictionist]

Poor Cher. She wants to be an R&B singer, she likes R&B, and she has to sit through this.

 

[Fictionist]

no! who'd've thunk it?

Innit.

 

[pigtails]

I hate Jamie

 

[Fictionist]

Danni. Who gives a fuck what this third rate Australian export thinks! Can she sing? No!

 

[killer b]

can any of the remaining contestants actually sing?

 

[pigtails]

What upsets me most is I actually agree with louie

 

[Fictionist]

Cher hates the hair. Oh well, that settles it then.

 

[Fictionist]

can any of the remaining contestants actually sing?

Define 'sing'.

 

[Hellsbells]

kareoke. AGAIN

 

[killer b]

Define 'sing'.

lets start with 'hits the notes. in the right order'

it's been a poor selection the whole series, but the better singers seem to have been picked off fairly early on.

i predict a fairly short career for whoever wins this year...

 

[Fictionist]

lets start with 'hits the notes. in the right order'

it's been a poor selection the whole series, but the better singers seem to have been picked off fairly early on.

i predict a fairly short career for whoever wins this year...

This is true. Calling the 'X Factor' a singing contest is rather like calling 'America's Next Top Model' a modelling contest. I detest Simon Cowell and Louie Walsh for their pernicious influence. Two Queens in complete denial.

 

[Fictionist]

Oh God. What the fuck is this meant to be?

 

[pigtails]

Oh God. What the fuck is this meant to be?

I believe they called it a "performance"............ not convinced!

 

[killer b]

fuck me.

 

[Fictionist]

I believe they called it a "performance"............ not convinced!

Uhm..............let me think about this...........NO!!!

 

[Hellsbells]

why are they saying lloyd was good

 

[Fictionist]

Cher going for the south London facelift look.

 

[Geri]

I like Jamie but this week and last he was only average.

Lloyd is fucking dire.

 

[pigtails]

why are they saying lloyd was good

they are all on drugs

 

[Fictionist]

No.

This is just wrong.

 

[Hellsbells]

oh dear, even ollie is crap this week

 

[Geri]

Best so far, but that isn't saying much.

 

[Looby]

Some of that dancing was truly tragic.

 

[Fictionist]

Robbie? Will? Take That? Setting the bar that high? Wow!

 

[Hellsbells]

they really are on drugs aren't they. That was horrendous, and they're all saying it was amazing
And in what world is he better than Will Young?

 

[Geri]

Some of that dancing was truly tragic.

I seem to remember Leon Jackson doing the bendy leg thing as well.

 

[Fictionist]

Is Joe a virgin?