Wot? No Apprentice 2013 Thread?

[bouncer_the_dog]

It looks like this years will be a horrific car crash. Again. Check out the douchebags: http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p017h0j7/profiles/candidates

A candidate yesterday.

I find the awfulness of this program utterly compelling. I assume this year they will all be plotting amazing new businesses for lordalun to chuck money and swearwords at.

I wonder if the beeboids have filled it with silicon roundabout startup types? If they did they should have about 500 candidates and fire them in swathes of 30 or 40 at a time.. just a thought.

Oh yeah and it seems lordalun saw off Stella's tribunal as well..

 

[paulhackett]

Superficial response to seeing their photos is Foxtons..

 

[souljacker]

Brilliant! Love the Apprentice (although the format is showing a few cracks now).

It looks like another great bunch of cunts for me to laugh at. Bring it on.

 

[souljacker]

Here's a great example of cuntishness from some dude called Jordan:

I’ve worked in third world countries and first world countries. I know what it’s like to struggle to feed kids and I know what it’s like to fly in a private jet.

 

[paulhackett]

And by week 4 he'll know what it's like to sit in the back of a taxi having been fired

 

[clicker]

Here's a great example of cuntishness from some dude called Jordan:

I’ve worked in third world countries and first world countries. I know what it’s like to struggle to feed kids and I know what it’s like to fly in a private jet.

I hate him/her already....and i hoped to be so unjugdemental this year

 

[zoooo]

She says the brand she is most inspired by is MAC, because they have created a product that most women think they can’t live without.

Most women? Seriously?
What a twunt.
She does have about 20 women's worth on her face though.

 

[weltweit]

Had a quick browse, seems like a collection of totally likeable candidates this year (not).

Why do they do it? why does Sir Alan do it? why do people watch it?

CarCrash tv I recon ....

 

[kabbes]

Needs a new boss. Suralan is utterly played out. Don't know if I can even be bothered to watch it this year.

 

[weltweit]

Needs a new boss. Suralan is utterly played out. Don't know if I can even be bothered to watch it this year.

Who would you recommend?
What about Branson?

 

[kabbes]

Who would you recommend?
What about Branson?

Anybody, frankly. Me.

 

[Fez909]

That easyjet tosser would be good.

 

[zoooo]

I hate Alan (he can get fucked if he thinks I'll call him Sir) as much as the tossers on it now.
I do quite like Nick, but I can see him on lovely non-annoying Countdown.

 

[RedDragon]

It was nice seeing Margaret hanging with the ancient egyptians the other night.

 

[RedDragon]

Suits you.

 

[bouncer_the_dog]

Suits you.

'says that people would describe him as passionate, charming and determined, but he can be too much of a perfectionist.'

He also has a small mouth, and therefore cannot be trusted.

 

[Part 2]

It's the fists I'm drawn to. Could be violence in the house.

 

[bouncer_the_dog]

Apparently they will be selling loo paper tonight.

 

[isvicthere?]

Will the women -sorry, the girls! - win the first task? They usually do.

 

[Spymaster]

I just can't believe that such fucking twats like this lot actually exist.

 

[paulhackett]

I'm all face-palmed out already

 

[joustmaster]

utter utter wankers

 

[spanglechick]

i'm utterly mesmerised by Alex's eyebrows. To the point where I checked his bbc page to see if he was a drag act.

 

[paulhackett]

i'm utterly mesmerised by Alex's eyebrows. To the point where I checked his bbc page to see if he was a drag act.

He is. Katherine Jenkins.

 

[DexterTCN]

Imagine spending weeks in a house with that lot.

 

[Stigmata]

i'm utterly mesmerised by Alex's eyebrows. To the point where I checked his bbc page to see if he was a drag act.

I thought he was a replicant.

My favourite bit: "I'm tired of clichés... Actions speak louder than words."

 

[weltweit]

So I relented on my promise not to watch and I saw this one.

So many two faced ego centric obnoxious people, in the same program! Incredible.

 

[Paulie Tandoori]

bunch.of.cunts.

 

[Part 2]

I'm looking forward to seeing Alex's other face when he takes that fucking scary mask off. The picture in the op is nothing compared to how weird he is on the show.

 

[Paulie Tandoori]

SRS question. does the wierd looking welsh geezer have plastic surgery? she says he does, i say he doesn't he just looks like that, and i don't know how we'll find out otherwise.