Worst film ever?

[jugularvein]

An evil millionaire (Hulk Hogan) gets amnesia and then belives that he is Santa Claus.

"Santa with Muscles"

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0117550/

 

[killer b]

south west 9

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0297403/

 

[Orang Utan]

Spawn is up there

 

[Donna Ferentes]

The worst I've ever paid to see was I, Robot.

 

[CharlieAddict]

the crow was pretty shit.

 

[janeb]

The only film I've ever walked out of;

Robin Hood: Men in Tights

(Mel Brookes, you should be ashamed of yourself)

 

[The Groke]

You Got Served.

 

[jugularvein]

worst in cinema:

police academy 7. walked out and i was only ten or something.

 

[nino_savatte]

Junior with Arnie and someone else. Arnie's preggers...yawn. It was so shite that I walked out. It's the only film I've ever walked out of.

 

[Dubversion]

American Beauty.

 

[exleper]

The only film I've ever walked out of;

Robin Hood: Men in Tights

(Mel Brookes, you should be ashamed of yourself)

funny in places, but generally awful. thats the kind of film id call embarassing.

 

[jugularvein]

American Beauty.

controversial choice. yes. worst. no.

 

[vogonity]

Forrest Gump. I watched it thinking, "this has got to get good, some time," but I was wrong. It was utter shite.

 

[Dubversion]

controversial choice. yes. worst. no.

it's what's known as "my opinion".

 

[jugularvein]

i was giving my opinion about your opinion

 

[Jenerys]

Garden State with Lost in Translation a close second

 

[Dubversion]

Lost in Translation a close second

controversial. yes. worst. no

 

[El Sueno]

Battlefield Earth, innit. I mean, come on!!

 

[spacemonkey]

You Got Served.

I bet you absolutely loved it deep down. But you're in denial.

 

[kakuma]

nah youse lot are way off

something like 'i spit on your grave' or 'pariah'

totally joyless with appaling production values, plot, acting, everything and very dodgy themes

american beauty or lost in translation, films of that ilk may be more annoying to certain people, but to other people they are good movies. i enjoyed both of them, not great, but passed the time of day

whereas proper bad movies make you feel guilty for watching them (not because they are challenging because they are pointless)

 

[El Sueno]

totally joyless with appaling production values, plot, acting, everything and very dodgy themes

whereas proper bad movies make you feel guilty for watching them (not because they are challenging because they are pointless)

I'll say it again - Battlefield Earth.

Boring/maddeningly frustrating to watch whereas your typical 'crap film' is usually pretty funny.

 

[kakuma]

I'll say it again - Battlefield Earth.

Boring/maddeningly frustrating to watch whereas your typical 'crap film' is usually pretty funny.

did it not have a good beginning or a good end or some bit which showed why they made the movie tho??

am sure i remember seeing the trailer for that and it was good, same as final fantasy or planet of treasure. shit movies, but had their moments

 

[The Groke]

I'll say it again - Battlefield Earth.

Boring/maddeningly frustrating to watch whereas your typical 'crap film' is usually pretty funny.

I suppose I should have mentioned that one after my epic review of it a while back.


jebus - was that really over 2 years ago.

 

[bluestreak]

definitely the worst movie ever made.

 

[Stanley Edwards]

What was that film where Magnum PI played an Irish settler in Australia???

That was so bad for so many reasons. The story was basically showing how Irish settlers in OZ pissed on the local aboriginals.

Pot and kettle or, what. I don't think even an English TV private investigator would have taken that role on.

Bad story, bad acting, bad directing, bad everything.

 

[kakuma]

those tv movies are like crack or something tho, you hate them, and you know that they are wrong on so many levels, but you can't turn off the telly before they finish

 

[danny la rouge]

Apocalypse Now - long, boring, long. Has the Doors in it.
Citizen Kane - the sledge did it.
Blade Runner - Long, dull. Who's a replicant and who isn't? Who cares?
Dr Strangelove - Peter Sellars overacts. Again.
Pulp Fiction. - Has Bruce Willis in (which makes any film unwatchable). He loses a watch. Some people die. (In mitigation, there is some good music).

 

[dlx1]

It was on telly the other night (Monday)

North Star 1996 - Christopher Lambert

Shocking

 

[8ball]

I'm not sure whether Johnny Mnemonic counts as it was so bad it somehow became good again

 

[BlackSpecs]

Congo !!! ...." Amie , scared....Amie....loves........................you!"