Will you be watching?

[Pickman's model]

If it was an afternoon match, no worries I’d just go out but I’m irritated it’s my evening spoiled. Although strictly isn’t on so that’s something.

I was going to demand a donation to a charity of my choosing but it seems a bit weak.

Watch the match cheering on france

 

[Looby]

Penalties?

I could be out for fucking hours.

 

[beesonthewhatnow]

What do you do if one household member wants to watch the match and the other is completely boycotting and doesn’t want it on in the house?

Non-boycotter can’t/won’t go out.

Tell them to watch it on a phone in a bedroom, preferably underneath a duvet to hide their shame.

 

[Pickman's model]

I could be out for fucking hours.

Go out now and get some nice French wine, a baguette, and some French cheese and have yourself a fun evening drinking the wine and eating the bread and cheese while hearing England struggle against the French from the other room. Unless your oh supports France, in which case fine English wine, cheese and crackers. English wine available in larger supermarkets

 

[Looby]

Go out now and get some nice French wine, a baguette, and some French cheese and have yourself a fun evening drinking the wine and eating the bread and cheese while hearing England struggle against the French from the other room. Unless your oh supports France, in which case fine English wine, cheese and crackers. English wine available in larger supermarkets

I actually really fancy wine and cheese. I could bake a Camembert and not give him any.

 

[beesonthewhatnow]

Act magnanimous, put it on in your living room, but via a streaming service. Secretly pause it by about 10 seconds at the start, then press play.

Then, watch it live from another room and shout out whenever something happens, ruining the suspense/excitement for them.

 

[twistedAM]

Noise cancelling headphones and an Argentinian steak.
I boycott French produce so can't suggest that.