Why the Guardian is going down the pan!

[May Kasahara]

The rise of Britishcore: 100 experiences that define and unite modern Britons

Forget the pomp and pageantry. As people worldwide are now discovering, the UK was built on crisp sarnies, trips to B&Q and that age-old question: Corrie or EastEnders?

www.theguardian.com

Genuinely the worst, cringiest thing I have ever read. Reads like an alien has watched a boxed set of TOWIE and then been asked to create a list of 'authentic' experiences using drunk AI.

Or what happens when privately educated Oxbridge types try to get down with the plebs.

From the latest Private Eye, surprising absolutely no one:

 

[DaveCinzano]

From the latest Private Eye, surprising absolutely no one:

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"QUICK - DISTRACT THE READERS WITH A DOUBLE-LENGTH CHILES COLUMN!"

 

[Peter Norf]

"QUICK - DISTRACT THE READERS WITH A DOUBLE-LENGTH CHILES COLUMN!"

He hasn’t got more than 250 words in him

 

[DaveCinzano]

He hasn’t got more than 250 words in him

That's what thesauruses are for

 

[planetgeli]

That's what thesauruses are for

Or that's what being the partner of the Guardian editor-in-chief Katherine "Kath" Viner is for (as Chiles is).

Apologies for explaining your joke Dave. I just really hate the cunts. Can the Grauniad even spell nepotism?

 

[Peter Norf]

Can the Grauniad even spell nepotism?

‘Internships’ I think they’re called

 

[Cerv]

Private London college taught students by showing videos, investigation reveals

Business students at £9,250-a-year Regent College London raised series of complaints with Office for Students

www.theguardian.com

article is about Regent College.
photo instead is a very old (at least 10 years) pic of Regent's University London back when that was still Regent's College - possessive.
photo caption says Regents College - plural. which afaik has never been a thing.

the actual Regent College is a much less impressive concrete block of a building in the middle of a row on great titchfield st, not sat in a park.

 

[Chz]

Ooh, I'll send that to my boss. Regent was her last workplace, and the stories she's told don't make the article that surprising.
That said, I'm sure we do that too in at least one course.

 

[Pickman's model]

He hasn’t got more than 250 words in him

And all of them are shit

 

[DaveCinzano]

Or that's what being the partner of the Guardian editor-in-chief Katherine "Kath" Viner is for (as Chiles is).

Apologies for explaining your joke Dave. I just really hate the cunts. Can the Grauniad even spell nepotism?