Why the Guardian is going down the pan!

[butchersapron]

I went with school and was forced to shake Jonathan Sayeed's horrible sweaty hand.

 

[chilango]

It's 'cappuchino' in hydra books. Mispellings are more authentic. Joe Elliot's idea.

I bet they spell it right in Firebox.

 

[Captain Hurrah]

Who else here hangs out with important people?

 

[rekil]

I bet they spell it right in Firebox.

With a little fist over the 'i' as well.

 

[Spanky Longhorn]

Who else here hangs out with important people?

don't tell me you don't have occaisional pint with the store manager after work?

 

[killer b]

Who else here hangs out with important people?

i got blanked in the street by my MP last week.

 

[Captain Hurrah]

don't tell me you don't have occaisional pint with the store manager after work?

He's a teetotal Mormon. And a cunt.

 

[Spanky Longhorn]

He's a teetotal Mormon. And a cunt.

chargehand then?

Kendal's town crier?

 

[butchersapron]

This week it's gambocinno.

 

[articul8]

a meeting in a committee room with Owen Jones, David Babb, and Laura Penny, and Rachel Reeves

Haha - and I missed it! I went to one with an MP and a trade unionist over from Syriza the other night. It was shockingly advertised. There were about 10 of us round a table, and 3 MPs.

 

[chilango]

Haha - and I missed it! I went to one with an MP and a trade unionist over from Syriza the other night. It was shockingly advertised. There were about 10 of us round a table, and 3 MPs.

Easier to hegemonise though, no?

 

[articul8]

i got blanked in the street by my MP last week.

Hendrick? Apparently he was a boxer in his youth. Had any sense clubbed out of him anyway.

 

[Captain Hurrah]

chargehand then?

Kendal's town crier?

I drink red wine at home and watch DVDs these days.

 

[cesare]

Hendrick? Apparently he was a boxer in his youth. Had any sense clubbed out of him anyway.

That's fighting talk, that is.

 

[Spanky Longhorn]

I drink red wine at home and watch DVDs these days.

joining the suburban middle classes

 

[Captain Hurrah]

I put weight on easily these days. Getting balder, too.

 

[Spanky Longhorn]

I put weight on easily these days. Getting balder, too.

The suburbariat

 

[Captain Hurrah]

So, I was having a coffee in Parliament the other day...

 

[killer b]

Hendrick? Apparently he was a boxer in his youth. Had any sense clubbed out of him anyway.

aye. In fact he was with ex south ribble mp David borrow, so I got blanked by two of the bastards at the same time.

for a short moment, I got to feel just like you on the corridors of Westminster. The taste of power was exhilarating.

 

[articul8]

the worst is when someone like Eric Pickles or IDS walk past. It takes restraint not to give them a slap.

 

[butchersapron]

the worst is when someone like Eric Pickles or IDS walk past. It takes restraint not to give them a slap.

You do get we're laughing at you right you dick?

 

[chilango]

the worst is when someone like Eric Pickles or IDS walk past. It takes restraint not to give them a slap.

Does it?

 

[articul8]

like I care...?

 

[butchersapron]

the worst is when someone like Eric Pickles or IDS walk past. It takes restraint not to give them a slap.

Pickles or IDS would both monster you btw

 

[articul8]

be fun finding out

 

[cesare]

the worst is when someone like Eric Pickles or IDS walk past. It takes restraint not to give them a slap.

I thought your new moral compass pointed to violent fantasies being as bad as sexist ones? Or didn't you really believe that when you wheeled it out?

 

[butchersapron]

be fun finding out

Do it then.

That's it. Sorry, guys, but I'm not going back in there today. Really don't want to be monstered by pickles or IDS just for soppy leftism.

 

[articul8]

Slapping Eric Pickles is not a violent fantasy, it is an entirely proportionate response

 

[articul8]

Do it then.

That's it. Sorry, guys, but I'm not going back in there today. Really don't want to be monstered by pickles or IDS just for soppy leftism.

if it was a politically productive thing to do I would. But it would be used to win sympathy for the fat fucker being assaulted in his workplace, and make the left look irrational and stupid.

 

[DotCommunist]

he's a big man but he's out of shape