I apparently resemble the most irritating one
Such an affliction might lead you might consider a number of options?
A hair cut.
A hair cut + plastic surgery.
Assassination of Oliver (to remove the blairsh imposter who stays in Stirling - there being no room in this world for more than one irritating presenter)
Ask (insist) that Neil has hair cut
Ask (insist) that the public profile of Oliver is reduced to vanishing point.
Etc etc etc.