What terrible things is facebook advertising you today?

[gentlegreen]

I had no idea pigeon-keeping was such an expensive hobby.

 

[Chilli.s]

A t shirt with a crow on it.

 

[8ball]

Lots of surfing stuff and a subscription to The Economist.
So not far off with one of the categories, though a little late in the season.

At least they're not advertising scary-looking knives this week...

 

[trabuquera]

"Wish" (who/what even is it, anyway?) has been desperately trying to sell me a realistic, glistening, mustard-coloured tubular fake dog turd for the past week. WHY

 

[gentlegreen]

A top with a peephole zip ... to go with trousers with designer tears in them ...

 

[8ball]

After the boring semi-accuracy of yesterday, Facebook have upped their game.
I have no idea what this is - some kind of hat-respirator with built-in smiling neck brace?.

 

[gentlegreen]

 

[8ball]

No, really, I've no idea what it is.
Am I being massively naive?

 

[gentlegreen]

My first thought was the soft armour worn on ST Voyager "The 37s" - but then I'm a sad nerd

 

[8ball]

A t shirt with a crow on it.

My facebook is now trying to sell *me* a t-shirt with a crow on it.

It's quite a nice Norsey design and I like crows tbf.

 

[Chilli.s]

My facebook is now trying to sell *me* a t-shirt with a crow on it.

It's quite a nice Norsey design tbf and I like crows tbf.

Yeah that's it!

 

[8ball]

Yeah that's it!

They are everywhere.

 

[8ball]

Today they have excelled themselves with advertising a course to become a vegan preacher.

It’s in Edinburgh- the organisers haven’t replied about whether they will pay my train fare.

 

[8ball]

OMG! Just what I always wanted!

 

[Chilli.s]

wot is it?

 

[dylanredefined]

Some pocket pc game thing that can play GTA V and only cost £22.95. Think it might well be a bit dodgy.

 

[8115]

Instagram is advertising me Doc Martins for €25. I don't think so.

 

[gentlegreen]

I've just had a "Soothing sole Reflexology And Reiki Therapist" claim to have reported me to Facebook for commenting on her advert - as is my wont ...
"I am a mobile therapist covering the Areas of Carshalton ,Wallington Sutton And Coulsdon" ... holidays in the Forest of Dean apparently so definitely a bit odd ...

 

[gentlegreen]

 

[gentlegreen]

 

[gentlegreen]

Is there a world-wide glut of tattoo ink ?

 

[gentlegreen]

 

[gentlegreen]

Not really a facebook advert per se, but it shows how some people age earlier culturally than others.. mind you, I've never taken SAGA seriously when they claim that their demographic starts at 50 .... I cycle past a modern residential complex every day where the advertising states it should appeal to the over-55s.
No doubt on occaision it's going to be useful to play the "senior" card ...

 

[Cloo]

Yesterday wish was offering me 'women's underwear ' which is basically a small shield for your pubis which is held on by a wire that fits in your crack.

I guess if you're really keen to get a tanned arse?...

 

[gentlegreen]

 

[gentlegreen]

Ouch. My. Eyes.

 

[8ball]

I've just had a "Soothing sole Reflexology And Reiki Therapist" claim to have reported me to Facebook for commenting on her advert - as is my wont ...
"I am a mobile therapist covering the Areas of Carshalton ,Wallington Sutton And Coulsdon" ... holidays in the Forest of Dean apparently so definitely a bit odd ...

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We’ve been having a few “psychics” advertising on a local Facebook group.

Some of them have had quite severe savagings from me and one other poster, but I’ve never heard of them complaining to Facebook. :confusing:

 

[UnderOpenSky]

In car GPS blockers. I honestly can't thi k why you'd want one unless you've nicked it. And why they are advertising it at me.

12V 2W Vehicle Car GPS Signal Interference Shield Tracking Interceptor New | eBay

 

[Yossarian]

I never viewed any listing for these pants or any other pants but Facebook is showing them to me every single day. I'M NEVER GOING TO BUY THEM, ZUCKERBERG!

 

[8ball]

Today Facebook is mostly selling...

Outrage at JK Rowling